Misheard Song Lyrics

I'm sure we've all been victims of singing the wrong lyrics, some times for years

Theres some crackers in here

"Its unfair
To deny me
The crossed-eyed bear
That you gave to me"

"West Virginia
Mount you're mama"

& One Directions chorus of of of there many # songs

"Shout "Meow" to the sky
you're in my crib tonoghit
You keep making me reek, yeah
frozen in Cadbury"

Anyhow here's the video, I'm doing it no justice

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hi op

there's two i remember as a child

Hot chocolate I believe in miracles

My version: I believe in Milko (80s flavour milk)

The BeeGees You win again

My version: You Idiot

still remember it from 9 yrs old haha

here's one

One famous misquote is...
Jimi Hendrix
Excuse me while i kiss the sky.
Misheard as.. Excuse me while I kiss this guy

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I don't care about the misheard lyrics - those were awesome songs, and still are. Thanks for reminding me they exist!

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for some reason i cant get my youtube vid on ?

Cannibal Corpse: misheard lyrics

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Search function helps eh...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by Akragon
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Search function helps eh...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Different video, move along.

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No need to be rude, considering the topics ARE different.

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What the - how do people even listen to that stuff? That's not music, that's an avalanche and it's victims' dying prayers!!!

All Night Long - LMFAO

"She's gotta face like Anakin
Body like a mannequin..."

It's actually "she's outta space" but the first couple of times I heard the song I kept hearing the above and thinking to myself "who wants a woman who looks like Hayden Christensen?"

This one is by far the best. Oh my goodness I love this one lol

Idk the actual song, just the lyric. Real sonf, im free falling, our misheard lyrics, im free farting

My 5yr daughter has one right now. A song by MI.A. Called bad girls, real lyrics, bad girls do it well, she sings it, bad girls stupid words.. Lol

When I was a teenager one of the biggest wars that happened in our hours was when my mother began walking around singing a the Billy Idol song, "Eyes without a face"... only her version was...

How's about a date????

When my sister and I corrected her she went absolutely bat snot crazy!

Eyes without a face??? What the Hell kind of sense would that make??? Are you kids on drugs??? There is NO WAY that he's saying that!!! He is saying 'HOW'S ABOUT A DATE'.!!!!"

Even when we proved to her the proper title of the song by showing her the songs title on the cassette tape liner, she refused to accept it - insisting that it was a typo and that we were all idiots.

Now, thinking about it... I'm tempted to email a link to that song just to see if, even at 70 years old, she still has that psychological barrier and trigger.

~Heff

Don't forget....There"s a bathroom on the right! ...creedence clearwater revival

I still can't tell the lyrics to this one. Too old for some?

Originally posted by nighthawk1954
Don't forget....There"s a bathroom on the right! ...creedence clearwater revival

You beat me to it! I could never figure out where that bathroom was

Well don't come round tonight,
You're bound to lose your life,
There in the bathroom on the right.

The other one that cracked me up was AC/DC, "Dirty Deeds...

Done with sheep!"

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
"The girl with colitis goes by"

poor girl..


Then, my wife always wondered why Simon and Garfunkel wrote the lyric:
"Take my arms, my hairy jew"
Towards the end of The Sound of Silence.

best ever