Can I be a Paid Mod??

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by Spiritfilled

 

This is only speculation on my part, but the mods are sequestered in chambers filled with life-sustaining fluid with a myriad of wires surgically implanted directly to the brain.

This is what you want?????

edit on 1-9-2012 by beezzer because: (no reason given)

Wasn't that in the movie The Tommyknockers?Stephen King's a madmàn.

isn't there a date a mod site?

reply to post by Lysergic


Yes and my favorite mod banned me. Go figure!

Originally posted by Lysergic
isn't there a date a mod site?

Yes.

I wana be a mod. I really wana be a Mod , dammit.
I want to be mod so that Bernard Snizzel can become a member here
I want to be a mod so I can create a new area linking all the "Billy" Eduard Albert Meier contact notes to links and dates and remove him from the hoax icon.
I want to be a mod so that I can help ban morons like......... (well anyone but me)
Ok , I do believe I am safe now .

reply to post by Spiritfilled

oh well, i will just apply to be a PAID troll or shill with the CIA

Well I can tell you that being a paid troll or shill for the CIA isn't all it's cracked up to be,infact I haven't been paid in years. If you do join please tell them I am still waiting on my back pay.

I wanna be a fireman or an astronaut.

Ofcourse you can, here, hold my beer

Somebody mention money?

I love money. In my pocket, in my wallet, in my bank accounts- it doesn't matter as long as there's always more of it.

Mwuhahaha.

I'l do just about any reasonable job for money, but being a mod on ATS has gotta be about the hinkiest job there is. I've heard the brain implants are just insane and that dicey medical procedure wouldn't happen until after months of training, handling difficult situations in never-spoken-about satellite websites where every sort of off topic and ill mannered post is hurled at them constantly. Call them the ePsychwards, maybe.

Nope. The implants are scary enough all by themselves. Think Borg.

I've often thought of becoming a golf club.

i have seen some awsome ats members who used to make belting threads and once being upgraded to be a mod have fizzled into a damp sqib any one agree ?

reply to post by elevatedone


i always knew you were into swinging

reply to post by haven123


This is a crux point - so may are called but few follow through (laughs Golf Club Joke)

This is one of those threads that makes me stop taking the OP seriously. Ever.

reply to post by elevatedone


You know, there are so many one-liners that would go perfectly with that cup of whimsical humor...

Originally posted by haven123
reply to post by elevatedone

 

i always knew you were into swinging

Oh you had to go there.

reply to post by haven123

yeah i dont think mods loose their "posting ats gold" skillz , moore less thay prolly dont have the time...
but i can see how mods add great value to a site like this

Honestly would not wanna be a mod, nor would they EVER consider me to be one
I come here to chill with interesting stories/posts, whatever... If it felt like work, I wouldnt be able to chill

Originally posted by Juggernog
... If it felt like work, I wouldnt be able to chill

You have NO idea how close to the truth that is.

I don't understand how anyone can have the patience to police this or any other forum website. Mods rule.