Where is the best place online to buy a very high quality tin foil hat?

I am looking for a state of the art tin foil hat that blocks all government frequency's to the brain i would preferably also like it lined with lead for extra protection.i have been searching quite a while now but cant seem to find any of my required desire but i know you fellow ATS Members wont let me down in finding me a suitable tin foil hat, because your all experts in these sorts of things.

reply to post by SupersonicSerpent


What's the point of your thread OP?

Are you serious? Or are you calling all of us crazy?

Oh, sorry. Did you say "hat"?

reply to post by SupersonicSerpent


Just make your own!

reply to post by NoLoveInFear46and2


the point is obviously seek advice on the best place to buy a tried and tested high quality tin foil hat.

Wait...they make high-quality, state-of-the-art tin foil?

They must be taking their products very seriously.

reply to post by AnonymousCitizen
That's a asshat. Close, but not quite...

i'd ring (443) 479-9572 as they're very skilled in the art




its a NSA phone number but i'm sure they know what will work against their equipment

reply to post by haven123


Yes thats a good one where can i purchase one of those? or maybe if i buy 2 i can wear one over the other to double the thickness

reply to post by SupersonicSerpent
You don't really want a tinfoil hat - assuming that extends to aluminum as well. I saw an article online some time back indicating that such hats would actually focus the signal allowing for better transmission, so you'd be better off making some sort of Faraday cage-suit with a trailing ground lead to funnel all signals right into the earth...I think?

Make your own.

Use a regular hat and fill the inside of it with Tin Foil. That way, nobody will think you're crazy. What people don't know, won't hurt them.

I will probably end up making one for myself to have for when Project Bluebeam comes. Better safe than sorry. Who knows what those voices inside of your head will be telling you to do.

reply to post by Maxatoria


No, they only know that they like touching people...a lot.

reply to post by AnonymousCitizen


Ouchy, bet that chafed a bit.

reply to post by SupersonicSerpent


Oh! Now I get it!

You're an ass, that's what I thought.

Have an ass day to you sir! Hope you trip and break your shins

Ha...I was in Roswell this weekend and saw a family of tourist all wearing tin foil hats...try calling a Roswell souvenir shop.

Line a football helmet with foil and lead and there you have it, protection from evil government brain waves and linebackers

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reply to post by NoLoveInFear46and2


that wasn't very nice was it.