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Originally posted by Mianeye
Suck it's brain out to absorb it's intelligens, to be the wisest person on earth
Sell the penis to the Chinese, for big bucks
edit on 18-5-2012 by Mianeye because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by amongus
Originally posted by Mianeye
Suck it's brain out to absorb it's intelligens, to be the wisest person on earth
Sell the penis to the Chinese, for big bugs
No, ill pass if I'm only getting a big bug out of selling the penis.
Originally posted by eriktheawful
Hrmmmm...since our gun is on my wife's side of the bed, I wouldn't have time to shoot it, and while scared enough to have soiled underwear (mainly because I'd be wondering why my dogs and cats didn't raise hell with it coming into the house), I'd most likely ask:
"Come in peace?"
However, keeping with the spirit of the thread, okay, I've shot it dead, now what?
Now, I would quickly throw it in my chest freezer, then quickly jump in the shower using anti-bacterial soap (hoping it works on alien bacteria).
Next, I'd get protective clothing, face shield, and then my small chain saw. I would then do a "Dexter" on it, and cut it up into small pieces, bag them and again, throw them in the freezer.
Clean up all the plastic and clothes, and then jump in the shower again. (hopefully the alien's blood and other bodily fluids are not toxic on contact, or acid based, hehehehe).
Then, while waiting for the pieces to freeze solid, I'd be going into town to buy a bunch of shipping boxes, packing, and lots of dry ice.
Return home. Pack all the frozen alien parts in the boxes, packing and dry ice to keep them cold.
Address each package with a fake return address, and to every university and college I can think of, to their biology departments, labeling the packages as parishables.
I'd load them up in the car, in coolers, and drive to several different near by towns, to different FedExs and ship them to all those Universities and colleges.
Return home, come on here and brag about it as my thread get's thrown in the Skunk Works, and keep my eyes on the news.......
Yep, that's what I'd do....
Oh, and clean the chainsaw up.
Originally posted by amongus
Originally posted by blackmetalmist
Originally posted by amongus
Wouldn't post the pictures on ATS, as they would be the subject of constant debunking.
And potentially get you banned for hoaxing
Not to be off topic, but your pic should be illegal here on ATS...
Originally posted by SpaceCowboy78
Originally posted by SmoKeyHaZe
reply to post by SpaceCowboy78
If an alien visited me in my home, I honestly doubt I'd shoot it unless it posed a threat to me.
Under these circumstances though, after killing it, I would probably have a cigarette & ponder my new celebrity life & how stinkin' rich I'm gonna be, thanks to my new dead alien buddy.
That's just it though, don't you think the gov would be clean up your butt if you went public with it?
Originally posted by Char-Lee
Originally posted by SpaceCowboy78
Originally posted by SmoKeyHaZe
reply to post by SpaceCowboy78
If an alien visited me in my home, I honestly doubt I'd shoot it unless it posed a threat to me.
Under these circumstances though, after killing it, I would probably have a cigarette & ponder my new celebrity life & how stinkin' rich I'm gonna be, thanks to my new dead alien buddy.
That's just it though, don't you think the gov would be clean up your butt if you went public with it?
Yes...you would have to get a reporter from a major newspaper and have them take the samples and get the story. Then they would be the ones disappearing along with your ..little find. Honestly I doubt you would live very long and anyone you talked to would be made to appear insane or have accidents.
Best to bury it and not say a word, unless you like running forever.