So you just shot an alien in your house... now what?

reply to post by SpaceCowboy78
i haven't got a gun.. what do i do? sing to it maybe? that's enough to kill anything

Originally posted by blackmetalmist

Originally posted by amongus
Wouldn't post the pictures on ATS, as they would be the subject of constant debunking.

And potentially get you banned for hoaxing

Not to be off topic, but your pic should be illegal here on ATS...

Originally posted by SmoKeyHaZe
reply to post by SpaceCowboy78

 

If an alien visited me in my home, I honestly doubt I'd shoot it unless it posed a threat to me.

Under these circumstances though, after killing it, I would probably have a cigarette & ponder my new celebrity life & how stinkin' rich I'm gonna be, thanks to my new dead alien buddy.

That's just it though, don't you think the gov would be clean up your butt if you went public with it?

Originally posted by amongus

Originally posted by Mianeye

Suck it's brain out to absorb it's intelligens, to be the wisest person on earth

Sell the penis to the Chinese, for big bugs

No, ill pass if I'm only getting a big bug out of selling the penis.

Ups!
Some bugs taste good you know

reply to post by SpaceCowboy78


What a shame if it was dead. If I'm awake, coherent, and have a good enough view to shoot it between the eyes, then why shoot? So much more fun alive. You guys just don't know it was about to Morph into nympho Halle Berry form and pass all the knowledge of the universe to you through intercourse! Don't shoot it.

But, hypothetically, I'm immediately thinking there must be a rescue party not far behind, I'm calling up the boys, we're staging an ambush, and we're getting ready for major Red Dawn-Alien addition!

I guess I'd have to make myself an alien-skin rug for the foyer...no point in letting a good alien hide go to waste

Originally posted by amongus


Not to be off topic, but your pic should be illegal here on ATS...

I would much rather meet her avatar in my room at night than yours.

Wipe the finger prints from the gun and put it in the alien's hand He shot himself. I don't know why.

I live minutes from a National Guard Armory. I would take it there. Let the Gov'ment cover it up.

I wouldn't be able to shoot it but I would probably take a bat to it's cranium, "Signs" style. Swing away Merrill.

Now what? I just killed an alien. I would call the operator and ask for the Men in Black.
"I'd like to report a dead alien in my house. I can neither confirm nor deny it's existance, but it's dead."

Do you offer the Alien a cup of coffee or do they prefer beer? I got more chances of a deer sneaking into my house and raiding the fridge than an alien coming in.

I laid a trail of some bread pieces from the deck into the Diningroom through the patio door and a small doe came halfway into the house. I wasn't expecting it to actually come in, I walked towards it and it backed out. Would that have been a mess if it got in and panicked. That was about ten years ago I think.

Why would anyone kill the Alien? No wonder they don't try to contact us.

I'd take a boat load of pics, get on ATS, send them to SO. Let him worry about what to do.

Des

Brings back memories of this thread...

Violent encounter with an alien being

I wouldn't kill him, I'd just sell him my timeshare

video tape and autopsy before the men in black can get to it. then upload it to youtube.

Originally posted by Keeper of Kheb
video tape and autopsy before the men in black can get to it. then upload it to youtube.

Just don't add cheesy techno music cause it'll be a major FAIL!

I would go on cragslist under a fake name and buy a video camera. (the video cant be connected to you, they can tell threw tape signatures). Get a couple friends and have a autopsy. Save a couple alien parts in a jar, go to the desert and bury them as well as the tape in heat and water protective containers. Learn about computer hacking for a couple years. Go back to the desert and find a post every where I can with out getting traced. Once millions have seen the footage, find a trust worthy scientist to analyze the body parts and confirm that it is a not fake footage.

I wouldn't try to kill the poor thing. I mean sure, if I HAD to in self defense of something like that, I would do so but I would prefer an attempt at a peaceful resolution, even though I would be rather pi$$d that it came into my home without permission. IF I did have to exterminate the thing I sure as hell wouldn't alert the "authorities," last thing I wanna do is "disappear."

you'd have to call the government..if not you won't be around long enough reap any rewards such a specimen might bring..i'd much rather be alive and quite than dead.

reply to post by SpaceCowboy78


Well -- is this an anti-gun thread? Because you just killed an innocent alien who does not know that being where he was is an issue to you. Blam. He's dead. You've just started a war on us earthlings and given that he was holding a greeting card, boy you've really done it.

Anyhoot, I guess that's not it.

Me, well, I'd hide the body, because knowing the stupid laws here, I'd be charged with aggravated murder, possession of a firearm, unlawfully discharging a firearm and intent to injure or harm with a deadly weapon.

I'd have to get up, get him a glass of water (if that is, he drinks water and it does not dissolve his skin on contact - you never know!) and some tim tams. Then show him the door and when he pulled out his phasergun in protest at my insistence that he leave my premises, only THEN could I shoot the bastard!!! And still I'd be left with a mess to clean up.

I hate those guys...

I would take pictures and "samples" and put them in a safe place or in multiple places, with friends etc.... then I would call the government! Heck they'd find out anyway so I may as well tell them myself

Next I would set up a youtube and just post the videos I took! Noting ever disappears for good once it's on the internet!!