Why Can't Ladies be ready on time?

reply to post by SLAYER69


If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?

The cable guy was suppose to arrive between 2 and 4 and that guy is always late . Getting the car back from being detailed or even the body shop is never when they estimate it to be .

Knock out a dent here or there , some bondo , sanding , primer , paint and a green tree air freshener to hang from the rear view mirror takes a lot of time . Primping of the seat covers making sure all the straps are firmly held together .

Its universal no matter which part of the world you visit. Women I believe (atleast from the argumentative discussions with my wife) like to look their best as they are very self-conscience about their looks. Especially when we have to go out. As per my wife, Looking and Feeling good has a big impact on the other socialites (Other Women) In other words, show off how good you look, feel and have it good as a family to other women. Talk about silent competition. I think women are more competitive when it comes to certain aspects then men.

I have been trying something that is to let my toddlers bang on the bathroom door so that she can be done with her dressing,makeup or ask mommy for juice box or snacks so taht she gets off the phone (gossiping mostly with her sister or friends) etc etc and do her share of house work on time.

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?

OK guys..

Should I reveal to her our reaction in this scenario?
As outlined in the "Guys eyes only" Handbook/manual?

reply to post by SLAYER69


Let me guess. These are some of the photos from the GUY manual?








Peace, NRE.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?

OK guys..

Should I reveal to her our reaction in this scenario?
As outlined in the "Guys eyes only" Handbook/manual?

reply to post by NoRegretsEver




Where are the slippers, TV Remote, beer and pipe?

reply to post by SLAYER69


I get it now,you guys want a steppford wife
That is the nickname some of my family members
gave me when I got married.Because I wear long
skirts,walk behind my husband and jump when he
calls.

Here are a few things that can make a mans life easier.

His and Hers Televisions.



Take Out Menus.



Set the clocks yourself, this guy has the right idea I bet this guys wife is NEVER late!!



And of course compliments...



Your welcome
Peace, NRE.

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

If the kids are getting cranky ,running around, knocking stuff
over,why don't you discipline them? or...is that a woman's job?

BWA Ha HA HA hahahahah...

That's got to be the funniest line ever from a woman.

Like you won't just go behind our backs and over-rule everything we try to do to keep them in line.

Kids, go to bed. MOM: No, you can stay up until your show is over

Kids, eat your vegetables Mom: That's OK, if you don't like that, I'll run down to McDonalds and get you some McNuggets

Kids, stop running around and tearing apart the house MOM; Oh, leave them alone, they're just young and full of energy

Then you have the nerve to ask why we let the kids tear apart the house or don't help get them ready for bed anymore...

[size=10]AAAAAARRRRGGGHH!!

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reply to post by SLAYER69


We already know - it's your cue to run to the 'man cave' or the shop, or the barn, or whatever...

reply to post by SLAYER69


Why silly exactly where you left them
The cats got into your pipe tobacco again,
you need to check it out for hairballs.
No,you can't take the cats out on a field trip
into the country either.

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This is how I was left after my divorce...

reply to post by SLAYER69


She must not have had a good lawyer,you still
have clothes on your back.

Originally posted by LadySkadi
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

We already know - it's your cue to run to the 'man cave' or the shop, or the barn, or whatever...

This is how you gals see those locations

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This how we see them...
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reply to post by SLAYER69


Why do they call them throw pillows if you're not supposed to throw them at stuff?

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by watchdog8110

 

This is how I was left after my divorce...

Always wondered why my wife's friend said " when's the hangin " before the wedding .

Hung , drawn and quartered .


For all the single guys still out there , get your self fixed but put some eggs in cold storage for the right one if she does come along . Sure she won't mind if she really loves you right ?

reply to post by SLAYER69


Those are some crazy words, coming out a pretty little face like that

Peace, NRE.

I figured it out Slayer...



see...

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