What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

reply to post by Manhater


I sure don't believe they're "reptilian" but I do believe they ARE demon possessed. The demons of power and greed and lies.

reply to post by MahmoudAhmadinejad


i suffered an implausibility overlad the day i joined ATS - and its got worse since

but if i had to sum up implausibility in two words - it would be " john lear "

Any of the end of world theories.

We never landed on the moon. It was all a hoax. Come on, if you believe it, well.... That's absolutely ridiculous.

this is wasy because all you have to do is look up.

The biggest conspiracy that is crazy nuts is the one where they deny chemtrails.

I've got an implausible conspiracy.

Stephen King killed John Lennon

Of all the inane conspiracy theories that I've had the displeasure of reading; this was by far the most absurd one that I've ever read. A great example of looking for connections that are not even there.

I have to go with all the Grand Unified Conspiracy Theories we see here every day. It goes something like this: A giant invisible planet sent reptilian creatures on UFOs to the Earth in the distant past and created human beings to work as slaves. These creatures, which are demonic in nature, created religion. They are able to disguise themselves as human beings, but under poor television reception they can revert to their normal state. These aliens have created secret societies, like the Masons, the Jesuits, the Boy Scouts, etc, who are obliged to publish cryptic accounts of their plans in the form of popular songs, trademarks and television programs. The aliens have given these secret societies access to super-advanced technology, which is used to travel through the solar system. This technology is kept secret from the "sheeple." Instead, the governments of the world collaborate on maintaining the fiction that space agencies use primitive rockets; that's why all the Moon landings, ISS, etc, were faked.HAARP is another, related, technology that the aliens have provided expressly for the purpose of creating earthquakes, tsunamis, and so forth. It is also capable of broadcasting thoughts to people who have had microchips implanted in their heads. Sometimes these chips are implanted by little grey aliens/demons, other times they are placed there by the family doctor. Since human beings would normally live forever, fleets of airliners are equipped with tanks full of poison gas which they spray at high altitudes in order to cull the herd. These chemtrails can be manipulated by HAARP to control the weather, and, naturally, they have the additional benefit of making it impossible for the sheeple of Earth to view the giant invisible planet. It goes without saying that absolutely everything is under the complete control of these aliens. Every war, assassination, terrorist attack, epidemic and missing sock is part of an immaculately plotted plan to replace the world that they have created over thousands of years with a New World Order. Did I cover everything?

Originally posted by welshreduk
God

Was gonna say something along those lines, well, line. But for me, the idea of a supreme being comes in a close second to the actual way major organized religions portray that idea.

hollow earth

that theory has got to be the most ridiculous one I ever came across.

reply to post by MahmoudAhmadinejad


religions...

Paul McCartney is dead/was replaced. I even bought the video and found it ultra woo woo.
It was a nice watch though I liked it..
Limbo

reply to post by curious7


Christianity took symbols, stories, names etc from other religions and modified them in ways to carry on the agenda at the time. Some were taken and changed from a symbol of good to a symbol of evil. Ie. Poseidon's trident becomes the devils pitchfork. And then the symbiotic approach: South American natives had a much different story on creation but the deity which was the primary creator was a woman. Have you been to a Catholic church in Mexico and seen who (out of Jesus, God, The Holy Spirit, etc) gets the most attention? The virgin Mary does. She coincided with existing beliefs and therefore was incorporated more heavily to "bring those heathens to kneel!"

there are no conspiracy

to me it would have to be the 9/11 no plane theory it basicaly states that the footage is fake and no planes hit the building that day.

I would have to say that Pilots and ground crew are pumping poison into "special" planes, then flying them all over the world, releasing the deadly toxins into the air at about 30,000 feet hoping to poison the people somewhere on the ground, yet they only do it just before a storm is coming, and they then land the plane and go home, breathing the same air that was poisoned. I think they should wear masks.

I think mine has to be the No Bullet Theory..... Kennedys head just did that!!!

Was from a film though, so it might not count...

reptilians......and that I am actually not here.....what is the matrix??????.....lol

Quite simply...

The Galactic Federation of Light Classic, it's like a script for a new Muppets movie.

reply to post by MahmoudAhmadinejad


That you are actually who you are named as.

If you are in some strange turn of events actually Mahmoud, than I must say I am impressed with your new found English capability!

Bush Jr and Bill Clinton are just clones.