What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?

Originally posted by MahmoudAhmadinejad
Yeah i was going to say, i'm not trolling. I was actually trying to read up on other peoples surreal, implausible theories they've heard because i'm bored and wanted something to laugh at.

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What is the most implausible conspiracy theory you have heard?



The second is that Facelift is potty trained...

Reptilian shape-shifters from the lower fourth dimension.

The hollow head, er, hollow earth theory.

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-That Dreams were impossible to understand without Freud.
-That The Intelligence Community Gave Up On Subsequent MK-ULTRA Applications/Further Experiments Because There Was A Congressional Hearing Chaired By Rockefeller.

Actually...in typing the above I started wondering something. Maybe the rich of the world aren't always in cahoots and the fact that a Rockefeller chaired the commission is an indirect indication that he was pissed that he didn't know about it. Think about it...Rockefeller is a banking magnate and MK-ULTRA made it to Congressional hearings based on accounting records that were found after the CIA Director ordered all files destroyed.

The 1% in the 1970's decided to follow the money and was able to get monetary records to indirectly prove the experiments...which could be proof of 1% infighting (not a surprise) and part of the reason why all of this is coming out now...

So why was no mention made of it after that Presidential Commission? How were they appeased?

The plot thickens...Merry Christmas...

The most implausible conspiracy theory to me is That our Government works for and from the people. I have a hard time believing that this conspiracy has any merit at all. I have a difficult time talking to people who believes everything their government says and does is in the best interest of the individual citizen. So many people, I feel, are so worried about the lies people are spreading about the governments that they miss the idea that maybe they are living the worlds biggest implausible conspiracy theory.

Originally posted by MemoryShock
-That The Intelligence Community Gave Up On Subsequent MK-ULTRA Applications/Further Experiments Because There Was A Congressional Hearing Chaired By Rockefeller.

Actually...in typing the above I started wondering something. Maybe the rich of the world aren't always in cahoots and the fact that a Rockefeller chaired the commission is an indirect indication that he was pissed that he didn't know about it. Think about it...Rockefeller is a banking magnate and MK-ULTRA made it to Congressional hearings based on accounting records that were found after the CIA Director ordered all files destroyed.

The 1% in the 1970's decided to follow the money and was able to get monetary records to indirectly prove the experiments...which could be proof of 1% infighting (not a surprise) and part of the reason why all of this is coming out now...

So why was no mention made of it after that Presidential Commission? How were they appeased?

The plot thickens...

Wait a sec... can you post a separate thread summarizing all this info and elaborating on it as well... This sounds great and I don't think I know enough about it... It sounds like you do though, can you help me out by educating me a bit on this stuff?

Thanks in advance if you can help me out...

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Lizard people and illuminati .

Originally posted by MahmoudAhmadinejad
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That is because HE is real and I proved it

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No debunking THAT one

Iraq.. no wait.. al queda.. no wait... Iran was behind 9/11

we come from apes hahahahaha

anything involving reptilians gets my vote

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What?

Did you happen to miss the line where I said "I was being neither?"

It wasn't the longest post in the world, not sure how you missed it?

Again, I wasn't being sarcastic/sardonic ... just honestly answering the question.

I don't necessarily believe reptilians are here controlling things, but do think its plausable. If nothing killed off the dinosaurs what would they be today? Would they have eventualy evolved into intelligent humanoids? And theyed be hundreds of millions of years more advanced than us.

The most implausible conspiracy theory for me would be man made global warming.

That one day America will be controlled by the Apple party.Oh wait,hasn't that already happened?

Truthfully chemtrails is about the most ridiculous one for me,followed by reptilians of course.Even more wacko would be that reptilians are responsible for chemtrails.

George Bush is an Aslamic Fundamentalist, obviously.

God

- Oldie but a goodie ..... JFK was killed by Oswald alone, and there was no CIA coverup of Vice President Johnsons involvement.

- The 'non conspiracy conspiracy' ... that conspiracy being that Obama's latest birth certificate is real and not a government forgery to cover up the fact that he doesn't have a rock solid legitimate one. It's a conspiracy to make it look real ...

Originally posted by Myendica
Here we go:. Most implausible: 20 arab hijackers take a job to hijack 4 planes and crash them into US buildings. 1 hijacker gets arrested before he is able to initiate his role. The fbi holds onto his laptop, to not open until higher ups gives the ok, or until the operation is complete. In the meantime, the remaining 19 are able to board 4 planes, even though a few were under fbi watch and on no fly lists. After boarding they were able to overthrow ex military pilots with boxcutters, and 1 Israeli anti hijacking agent, who just happened to be there, and take control of the planes. Fly them off course for long periods of times, unnoticed by norad, even though 1 plane made a call stating the plane was hijacked and a passenger shot. Then flying those planes, some at impossible speeds and impossible maneuvers into buildings. Then causing 3 steel framed buildings to collapse into their own footprints due to jet fuel fires and office fires. Then the fbi decides to look at this laptop filld with the operations plans.

That was an awesome response. I had to log in just so I could give you a star.

I cannot believe that no one mentioned this, or maybe I just overlooked it, but the HAARP theories really crack me up.

Earthquake; HAARP did it.
Cat 5 Hurricane; HAARP did it!
F-5 Tornado; HAARP did it!
Tsunami; HAARP did it!
Strange sky noises; HAARP did it!
Iran sued for 9/11; HAARP did it!

OK that's enough I could go on forever.

David Icke's claim that Willie Nelson and the late Boxcar Willie...both country singers and song writers, are actually NWO/ Illuminati Reptillians that eat the missing children on milk cartons and use their music and lyrics to perpetuate the efforts of a One World Government.

Not making this up...really. In fact, half way through david Icke's book and after having read this... I threw the book into the trash.

Hey, keep your hands off my Willie!!!