If you could ask a exterrestrial ONE question what would that be?

Originally posted by HawkeyeNation
One question huh...ok here it is.

Can you please send me about 10 of those Nordic hot looking chicks to my house every single night to give me pleasure. If they said no I would ask this then....

Can you please send me about 9 of those Nordic hot looking chicks to my house every single night to give me pleasure. If they said no I would ask this then...

Can you please send me....they would probably give in within the next few times just to shut me up

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damn these Nordic chicks are hot as hell!

reply to post by SloAnPainful
Is that you?

"Are you really going to harvest us with a sickle and squish us in a wine press of Wrath?"

My question would be...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Okay, one question. Make sure they get this question.........

"Why did you forsake us (ignore) after the war?

Klatu Barada Nikto?

"Is your kind responsible for my kind inhabiting this planet?"

"Is that a raygun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

Depending on the response to that I'd probably have another question as well:

"What gender are you?"

I would ask "how did you manage to get to your technological level without destroying yourselfves?" and if I was aloud 2 questions then i would ask "in your opinion as an advanced race, who have overcome the problems of self destruction, do you think there is any hope for us?"

Question:

1. Have you accepted the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

Why did you leave earth thousands years ago?

Why can't you show yourself?

Would you help me out of this human suit, already? It chafes.

If you could ask a exterrestrial ONE question what would that be?

umm..... why cows?

Master: Approach, my sons. [they do] You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because all I need is one --
Homer: Are you _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Master: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Master: Yes.
Homer: You?
Master: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Apu: But I must --
Master: Thank you, come again.
Apu: But --
Master: Thank you, come again.

lol...
But seriously. Aliens huh? At first, let's say just for case, to find out what they are I would ask them on the name of God. Then, if they could also confirm the authority of Jesus over them I would know they are ok.
Otherwise, keep your damn knoledge and boards and get outta here!
You know what I mean. I don't wanna accept guidance of a deamon by one question...

Technology is one thing but there are more importand things in this universe.

Hey alien, what's up?

Originally posted by dankety
Who is the creator of the creator of the creator, and then the creator of that creator.

Strange how you think that ET life would be in a better position to answer that question.

Depending on the immediate feelings experienced towards them, most likely, can my family and I come with you?

reply to post by SloAnPainful


"If I promise not tell, will you cure my diabetes?"

Do you have a Questions similar to our question: "whats happens after Death".."is god existing"..etc

Who killed Kennedy!