If you could ask a exterrestrial ONE question what would that be?

Can one foretell the way of the dreamed, the dreamer, and the mind?

Well everyone else already posted something witty so I suppose I would ask:

"Whats up with the anal probing, is that really necessary?"

"Can you stay for dinner?"

Ok, really, what would I ask. I think it would be, "...you've been visiting our planet for a very long time, why are you interacting with us in this way, now?"

I would ask, "what do you guys eat?"

could you please use some lube before inserting your prob?

I would probably shut down completely from fear, but if I could muster something I would ask, "do these jeans make my butt look big?"

I would ask....

Many of us who saw you on March 13, 1997, were told that you would return...could you please give me the date of your return, so I'll be more ready?

Is there a way for you to turbo charge the remaining 90% of my brain?

I'd probably ask "Is there anything out there to fear other than ourselves?"

Would be nice to know if an armada of Shadow vessels are approaching...

Do u speak english?

Seriously i would ask that. How can we know if they can understand us.
Or i would ask 'What is the aim of existence'

Seems to me that as long as all we have is questions, they won't be landing. I don't think there will be any mass contact until we reach a point at which all we would have to say is something along the lines of, "Hi, let's be friends."

Think about it. If you lived in a rural area, and close by was some group that fought all the time, robbed and killed each other, etc., would you go introduce yourself? The only reason for saying yes to that would be to make some misguided attempt at mentoring them in some way. That is ego, nothing more -- and it would not be fruitful. Wisdom would simply wait until they learned from their own mistakes and evolved, or until they all die off. Every parent knows this to be true. You cannot tell a child a life lesson, they must learn it.

There is no great truth that they could possibly have that would fix our problems, because our problems are caused by us. It feels good to pass the blame off on the "elite", but we all participate and contribute every day to the corrupt, murderous, insane, system in which we all live.

You forgot Joe Biden, can you please take him back?

I would like to know things about their culture, things like:

"Do you make porn on your planet?"

reply to post by SloAnPainful

Time is real for us becuase we live here and our planet moves around the sun and rotates. But then again I don't claim to know everything...

Me neither.. sorry if I shot your question the way I did. When I re - read it I thought, Gee who is that jerk? Oh, me...

But really there is only now, right? I mean... now. Wait.... right... NOW! Oh hoot, you know what I mean. We "measure" time to coordinate for our physical requirements like work or landing on Mars. But "time" is a clock on the wall. Our invention telling us when to do something. It doesn't really exist out side our cage for it. And that is based on our planets earthly cycle. One year or one second. No where else does it spin at that rate, only here.

We say it is time to go to work or to eat or to go to bed, but we are really saying it is now to do this or that.
It is really now. And the moment we say now it is now no more. So even now doesn't really exist. Just a fluid progression of experience moving thru what we call "time" here in the third dimension.

And we are so atomic clock precise about it as well. Then we change the clocks a whole hour every spring and fall. Now and then. When?

Time to go.

Edit: By the way, good idea for a thread. The comments on here are

Serious question: Are there hot, sexual species out there like us humans?

Who would you vote for?

One question huh...ok here it is.

Can you please send me about 10 of those Nordic hot looking chicks to my house every single night to give me pleasure. If they said no I would ask this then....

Can you please send me about 9 of those Nordic hot looking chicks to my house every single night to give me pleasure. If they said no I would ask this then...

Can you please send me....they would probably give in within the next few times just to shut me up

"What do you get your energy from?" would be the one question everybody should. Then we could go from there. Figuring out where they get they're energy from would allow you to create their type of technology.

Originally posted by Foxe


Serious question: Are there hot, sexual species out there like us humans?

Of course, good question, very good question.

Could you please reveal me everything you know?