If you could ask a exterrestrial ONE question what would that be?

Hello Grey!

When you leave our planet please could you take the 1% with you?

My question would be "Friend or Foe?"

Can i have the plans to your craft?

can we please just love each other?

reply to post by SloAnPainful


I would ask ...."What are you doing tonight baby?".

No just kidding I don't want to waste my question. Really I would ask, "Why is it that you can travel huge unthinkable distances through space get to Earth and then crash?!?"

That is what I want to know.

Do you have a planet of your own, or are you residentially challenged?

"What was the most interesting discovery you had made during an anal probe?..."

It's a legitimate question.

reply to post by TheSleepCreep


You're sick!

Good question though, you think they would probe the nostril.

Originally posted by TheSleepCreep
"What was the most interesting discovery you had made during an anal probe?..."

It's a legitimate question.

Would that be the first alien to uranus?

Heres a good question.

"Whats your main weakness?"



-SAP-

whats is your favorite colour? (obvious) = grey

Where are lieutenants Felix Moncla and Robert Wilson?

Do you have the Continuum Transfunctioner ?

If the universe is infinate , the claims are all legitimate , the governments arent milking it to generate a fear ,
the stars are large and beutiful , and space is like a musical , i have for you one question - why the fcuk did you come here ?

Originally posted by polos
Hello Grey!

When you leave our planet please could you take the 1% with you?

I really like this one! :p

I've only given this a minute or two's thought, but I think I'd ask them about whether they have religion or not. I think it would be really interesting to see if a completely alien sentient species also had a belief in (or even knowledge of) a greater power, or whether they would be completely baffled at the religions of humanity.

reply to post by DragonsDemesne


I really doesn't require much thought we sitting here, but if that time came and they said "You have only ONE question..." I think I would spend a little more time on it.

-SAP-

Source of your propulsion system and blue prints.

Hey Alien could you please blow up america and isreal thanks

Did you also come up with 42?

or

Do you smoke or chaw tabacca,
and if it's the latter do you swaller or spit?

or

Would you take a lightly used BMW
in exchange for the ship?

or

You might have dressed up for the occasion,
and dealt with the odour issues.
Excreting through the skin is a bad show for 1st encounters.

or

I'll show you mine,
if you show me yours.

or

If you want to be friends with me buddy,
get a dawg.
Don't care for folk
who don't have a dawg.