Why are dudes on forums always 6'-6", 260 lbs., and ripped?

Originally posted by OldCorp
Because some of us are.

Not bad for a grandfather pushing 50 huh?

Maybe I can do a Bowflex commercial.

edit on 11/16/2011 by OldCorp because: (no reason given)

Yup, that there is a red shirt allrighty, no doubt there, definatly red.

me too dude im 6'3 290 XD

reply to post by Raivan31


oh a joke?

ok then... I am glad it is a joke and not serious cos this kind of thing is really annoying me lately.

and what does chill out winstan mean?

that is not my name

Originally posted by Thurisaz
reply to post by Raivan31

 

oh a joke?

ok then... I am glad it is a joke and not serious cos this kind of thing is really annoying me lately.

and what does chill out winstan mean?

that is not my name

Sorry, thats what my brother used to say to me when i got annoyed with him, i think it was from a movie or something.

Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic

Originally posted by Schkeptick
Oh, wait. (girl)

Me. too!

I won't say what I weigh ( what woman does?), but I will say that I recently lost 60 lbs and I'm feeling really great!

Oh, and I'm really 5' 6"

FANTASTIC!!! Congratulations - or should I rather say KUDOS for the hard work. Congratulations sounds like something that just happened to you, whereas losing 60 pounds is the result of hard work & sticking with it. Nicely done!

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

Peace

I just bench pressed all of Africa.

The only ripped thing about me is my PVC catsuit that gave up at the seam last time I ventured out in it.
I just thank God it gave out under my corset where it couldn't be seen and not my arse!

I'm willing to bet that every single person here spends more time on ats in one day than they have ever spent at a gym.

/beginsarcasm except for me, of course... /endsarcasm

reply to post by Dr Love


I was thinking about those house of mirrors they have at circuses
and county fairs.That would explain the delusion of seeing themselves
as being 6' 6" plus and ripped with muscles.
I have even heard rumors of magnifying mirrors around urinals for
the same effect.

reply to post by Misterlondon


I think the only people that are kept tied up in basements
are the mods.I also heard stories they are chained to their
computers with strange gadgets attached to their brains.

reply to post by Benevolent Heretic


I will tell,I am 5' 1" tall and I weigh 212lbs.I wear a size 22 dress
and a size 44D bra.I need to lose 60 lbs,would you tell mama how
you did it?

reply to post by lacrimosa


I drive a volvo
I do have a problem with the gear shift sticking in park though

Why not? All the real 6'6" 260 lbs ripped guys are outside maintaining themselves, leaving the internet free for geeks to claim!

By the way, im 6'8", 260 lbs and severely ripped

Or, if i have to be honest, 5'10" and 168 lbs. I am most definitely ripped though

I just earned my twentieth black belt. Man, I was way off on the count!! It's basically a mixture of all martial arts. Chuck is doomed.

I didn't grow or gain any weight though, but I'm still swole.

Peace

I think you guys would be surprised if you knew what kinda things people on here do, when they are off line lol.
Don't think everyone is a fat-lazy slob

I forgot to mention my black belt in Origami.

If you're not careful I'll fold you up into a swan.

Also I was All-State in five sports in high school. I was/am in all seriousness a physical marvel.

It's hard being awesome.........and swole.

Peace

Originally posted by Benevolent Heretic

Originally posted by Schkeptick
Oh, wait. (girl)

Me. too!

I won't say what I weigh ( what woman does?), but I will say that I recently lost 60 lbs and I'm feeling really great!

Oh, and I'm really 5' 6"

That's fantastic!! Congratulations!

Would you mind sharing your secret? I'm 5'6", 140 lbs and can't lose 10 lbs no matter how much time I spend in the gym.

Originally posted by Vandalour
reply to post by Dr Love

 

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

umm.. so when you got black you started over again and again.. ?

Lol. What martial arts is that?