Why are dudes on forums always 6'-6", 260 lbs., and ripped?

*ahem* i also drive a porsche.
oh and my grandad won the tour de france on a scootex

Originally posted by Talltexxxan
Im no greek God, but I hold my own at 5'11" and 210
I have been told that I look like a mix between Elvis, Michael Bublee, and John Kusack.

Im not sure if that last one is a complement though.

edit on 16-11-2011 by Talltexxxan because: (no reason given)

John Cusack has hawtness all over him!

reply to post by Slinki

but he mentioned micheal bublee, hence he should be punched in the face until he looks like sloth from the goonies.

All that ripping of the body does you no good if yer pee pee dont stand at attention....Im 5'11 240lbs...not fat but not ripped either.....and I have a huge 3rd arm that will clear out a mens room when I walk up to the stall.

My member is massive....


Please continue the who's the bigger dick discussion if you will......and I cant post pics....against the rules apparently....

im 5'10 192

hmm.. 5'6, 190lbs.. not ripped, not "fat" either... also balding.. but that's ok because I cannot stand the "beautiful people" crowd.. very nauseating.

I do have a 2nd degree TKD black belt, though.. so I guess that counts for something. *smirk*

Because some of us are.



Not bad for a grandfather pushing 50 huh?

Maybe I can do a Bowflex commercial.

reply to post by OldCorp


ye should loosin up that tie a bit bro...

Your head might pop off

Originally posted by OldCorp
Because some of us are.

Not bad for a grandfather pushing 50 huh?

Maybe I can do a Bowflex commercial.

edit on 11/16/2011 by OldCorp because: (no reason given)

humous image, I have to say.

Originally posted by bigdaddy7ftr
Well, I really am 7 feet tall and about 300 lbs...Not exactly ripped anymore being that I'm on the wrong side of 30, but I still try to take care of myself.

I rarely ever speak about my stature online unless asked a question about my username or if it's relevant to the topic (like so), but not all of us who post our measurables are lying...just most

Ignorance is bliss. I don't ever talk about being big and 7 feet, but I did put it in my nickname so everyone is aware of it... LOL

It's ironic that you say that as people say I come across as a small 5" asian kid when in fact it's completely the opposite.

reply to post by Akragon

Well i prefer men with some meat on them i like beer bellys im a bit of a chubby chaser i like men that are teddy bears ..ripped men do nothing for me peace,sugarcookie1

There are very few men in the whole world that are 6' 6" and 260 and "ripped". Sure there are a lot more that are 6' 6" and 260, but they aren't "ripped".

BTW.......6' 2" and 214 here, but I am improving everyday as I try to work my old arse back into shape.

reply to post by Dr Love


Haven't you heard? Chuck is so tuff that he doesn't even have a chin under his beard it's another fist! Love family guy

Originally posted by Dr Love

Originally posted by Vandalour
umm.. so when you got black you started over again and again.. ?

Yes, my goal is to own Chuck Norris.

Peace

edit on 16-11-2011 by Dr Love because: (no reason given)

HAhaha, you can never own chuck norris, his sperm could wrestle a blue whale into submission.

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

Peace

with regard to your title: so what...?

that is the issue nowadays... people are so superficial. It is all about looks or body image.

I think a lot of people BS too, especially on the internet.

A while ago, an ex-friend of mine was laughing at an obese woman and believe me when I say that he was definitely no oil painting. Anyway, I got really pissed off about it and we had a fight and I more or less said he was uglier than her...cos on the inside he was really ugly.

her beauty was on the inside. Like a chocolate wrapper, yanno? Shmucks who judge others by their appearance lose out at the end of the day.

please don't turn into a ponse arse plastic twat...it is hard when everyone around you is like that though....

what I am saying is don't get caught up in the image BS and let that define your life

I'm like 5, 8 and 75 kilo, i am a white belt in TKD. but i make up for it with an enormous.......application of wit

Originally posted by Thurisaz

Originally posted by Dr Love
I'm 6'-7", 280 lbs, and majorly ripped BTW.

I'm also a master martial artist. I'm on like my tenth or eleventh black belt..........I don't know, I lost count.

Peace

with regard to your title: so what...?

that is the issue nowadays... people are so superficial. It is all about looks or body image.

I think a lot of people BS too, especially on the internet.

A while ago, an ex-friend of mine was laughing at an obese woman and believe me when I say that he was definitely no oil painting. Anyway, I got really pissed off about it and we had a fight and I more or less said he was uglier than her...cos on the inside he was really ugly.

her beauty was on the inside. Like a chocolate wrapper, yanno? Shmucks who judge others by their appearance lose out at the end of the day.

please don't turn into a ponse arse plastic twat...it is hard when everyone around you is like that though....

what I am saying is don't get caught up in the image BS and let that define your life

You do realize that the OP was takin the piss don't you?
It's a joke.
Chill out winstan.