Cats are Alien Camcorders!

Cougars, Panthers, Lions, Tigers, Pumas, Jaguars, Bobcats, Leopards, Cheetahs, Lynx, are all Cats..

reply to post by blocula


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Finally, the ideal thread for me to post this! I think Toby, who posed for my avatar pic, is sleeping now, so I should be able to post this evidence to back up the OP:
Contrary to popular belief, my avatar is not an animated gif, it's a short video! I was only able to get Toby's okay to use it by following his order to change the file extension from MP4 to GIF
after uploading it!
I tried, in my own way, to give out a silent clue to this cat-conspiracy, but I'm tired of being an enabler for extraterrestrials. I've decided to out the spying little furballs!

It's a good thing Toby's asleep; there's no telling what could hap

I guess this chick was brainwashed by the CATspiracy:

reply to post by HomerinNC




Cuckoo.

Originally posted by HomerinNC
I guess this chick was brainwashed by the CATspiracy:

Perhaps so, but I want to marry her and help her look after every cat in the world !

People are stealing cats and throwing cats in bins, only till now have people realised this is going on. Ordinary people are in a trance when acting in this suspicious behaviour. You decide if the evidence is true, look at these videos.

MP's Wife Caught on Camera Stealing Cat / Kitten - Christine Hemming



This woman without knowing throws a cat in the bin, she does not even know why she is doing it, now she gets the blame and told off.



This cat gets caught watching TV look how it reacts it gives a catillian stare.



As funny as it sounds it might have some truth, haha.

reply to post by The time lord


The cat watching TV was great. But these other two! The woman who crawled up to the house and broke in and stole her husband's mistress's cat, really didn't have a good story. The woman who put the cat in the garbage can is truly psychopathic.

They all have something in common the two women were on TV and they don't know why they did it so maybe they were cat controlled or something or their minds were fighting off the alien influence.

reply to post by The time lord


No they didn't control their bad behavior. The cats aren't on evil agendas. And I really think we should stop talking about things relating to cats, and our pets. Cats try to protect against negatives. People don't think things out, protect the protectors.

If anything I see an agent working to capture a protector.

As soon as I finished on ATS I swiched my TV on and saw this scene from the Constantine movie, sychronicity in the works.

www.youtube.com...

I can't believe this many people flagged this....


This thread cracked me up beyond belief. I think it's next in line with the one where people think New Zealand has moved....Oh and the one with dolphins who had laser snipers and caused the Japan earthquake out of revenge.


There is nothing alien about cats.

I made lots of good threads in which to discuss serious stuff but I only get a few pages if I am lucky of answers.
Just goes to show that the devil is in the deeds and everyone will fall for the end time deception in which he will one day come to rule the world with.

nice efforts you have mention here and I like point 8..really appreciated

hehehe ^^ I like the idea of this thread...very entertaining

I've have always had cats around me, all my life. My mother is absolutely in love with cats, so we have always had more than two for as long as I can remember.

The only "odd" things about cats I've whitnessed in my life were:

-A stray white cat in Florida, who would come visit my mother and constantly do backflips (not frightening but hilarious to watch)

-We formerly had a cat who was literally scared of EVERYTHING including flies and her shadow (No Joke)
occasionally she would be in the litterbox doing what she does, and suddently come sprinting out because of a fly...leaving unfinished work all over the bathroom

-The cat I have now can actually say "Mama" if hes begging for food and you're holding his food telling him to say it (sounds more like Raaraaa, but it's his attempt i credit him for )

People are more interested in Hoaxed UFO videos than they are on serious topics like religion.
Maybe people are already decieved by the prince of the air.

For every 100 people...99 are followers...


Dogs are biological drones sent from venus...

Hampsters were created by exploding dynamite near turpentine factories...

Alien beings build starships in the paw prints of tigers every 3rd sunday of the month...

White roses are holographic illusions transmitted from mars...

Birds are NSA spy bots...

If cats are camcorders then I am a cackorder, everytime they poo I watch them so they run away and do it somewhere else, they may have pretty faces but they still poo everywhere and I'm watching.

reply to post by jimnuggits


A few debunks

2. Science is baffled by a cat's purr, and cannot determine how the sound is produced. (Feedback, much?)

They purr the same way that Lions roar. Its vibrations that are made in the throat, but in the average feline these vocals have much less space then in a Lions throat, so the sound that's made as a result of this is the purr.

7. Cats survive situations that any Earthbound animal would surely perish in. How can a cat fall out of a four story building backwards, and land on its feet? (Anti gravity properties)

The fine hairs in a Cats ears can detect when its falling. The ears stand straight (except when the cats pissed off), and can pick up when they are on their backs, this is what makes them land on their feet. Its these fine hairs that send signals to special receptors that send signals to their brain telling them to correct themselves.

8. If you die, your cats will eat you. Not really a link between cats and Aliens, but still pretty creepy.

If you were a Cat and your owner died, and there was no one else to feed you, im sure you would too

Why are cats demonized?...Because we demonize everything we don't understand...What about goats, pigs ,dogs and hampsters?