Cats are Alien Camcorders!

Thank goodness we decided to domesticate the can for rat control 4000 years ago. Maybe the aliens produced the rat to encourage humanity to find value in living with cats.

sorry for the sarcasm....

reply to post by autowrench

Originally posted by autowrench
Yes, that's what always threw me on cats. That, and the fact they WILL eat your dead body. (used to work in a morgue)I was told many years ago that cats were created by the Reptilians to spy on the human race, so the OP's post was pretty right on. Dogs now, man's best friend. A dog will mourn your death, and guard your body from predators.

Hi, there we go again! The part of eating human body I find interresting. As well as reptilian eyes. I think we could digest a more serious thread about this stuff.
Never mind, I like this one:



Anyway what kind of morgue allows cats to get close to boddies? I know staff there is usually not little drunk but what about coolers? Aren't you kinda time traveler?
If would OP replace word alien with daemon it would be another story huh? What side they stand on etc. I'm not sure and I think many would like to figure it out too. What a shame man has to dig through so much trolling to find something interresting.
Constantine the movie: Constantine says "Cats are good, half in, half out anyway". He puts his feet into the pan of water then stares into the cats eyes. Then he finds himself wandering around Hell:

I like that scene.
On the other side weren't cats used (not only by witches) as guardians against evil spirits, animal helpers from the Devil, gate Keepers of Hell by Egyptians etc?.. I have heard a theory about cats astral-travelling during a day.
For me cats are just part of our animal family, Lord's admirable and noble creation. I like them and I can't stand people hurting them just because they tried to pet some cat in their silly childhood and a cat didn't really reciprocate their love.

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Hahahaha ah man I'd seen this video talked about on other sites but had never bothered to watch it for some reason, but that is just great XD
I love the swift return to mewing and the shifty looks when it gets caught

also, whilst on the subject of alien cats, what could the kneading be in alien-behaviour terms?
I'm sure you know what I mean, when cats knead you with their paws for hours but don't sit down. I know reasons for them doing it in normal cat terms but in alien terms? Haha
Sorry if someone's already said this, I've tried to read all pages but its rather active

Originally posted by kinglizard
Thank goodness we decided to domesticate the can for rat control 4000 years ago. Maybe the aliens produced the rat to encourage humanity to find value in living with cats.

sorry for the sarcasm....

The persecution of Cats during the middle ages...

Looking at the Black Death In retrospect, it seemed as if everything the people thought to do at the time simply made the problem worse. For example, since many equated the plague with God's wrath against sin, and that Cats were often considered in league with the Devil, Cats were killed en masse. Had this bias toward Cats not existed, local rodent populations could have been kept down, lessening the spread of plague-infected fleas from host to host...Wikipedia quote.


Humans can be really stupid animals...

We demonize what we don't understand...The native americans being one of many sad examples...

Originally posted by mutatismutandis

Originally posted by kimsie

Genesis 1:26
"God said: Let us make mankind, in our image, according to our likeness..."

(source: Everett Fox, who has produced the English translation that is truest to the original Biblical Hebrew)
[In the original Biblical Hebrew (using English transliteration): "Vayomer elohim na’ase ’adam betzalmenu kidmutenu..."]

.

Though this is way off topic, I couldn't help myself

"God said: Let US make mankind, in OUR image, according to OUR likeness..."

Shouldn't it read "The Gods said"? If not then the rest should read "Let ME make mankind, in MY image, according to MY likeness"?

Either that or God didn't go to grammer school...

The statement can't be talking about jesus because that a whole other testament later..and it could not be refering to the holy spirit because if that were the case there would be no image to create us in...

Just my random blurb!

Exactly thats the whole point. We are all of Alien DNA Every creature plant and being on this Earth was created in Their Image.. Hense the relevance, so no its not really off topic.

Originally posted by hamoomoo
also, whilst on the subject of alien cats, what could the kneading be in alien-behaviour terms?
I'm sure you know what I mean, when cats knead you with their paws for hours but don't sit down. I know reasons for them doing it in normal cat terms but in alien terms? Haha
Sorry if someone's already said this, I've tried to read all pages but its rather active

I believe they do this to tenderize their next meal

So this is this week's crazy ridiculous post, eh? I gotta hand it to you though, you've got some huge points there. All those mysterious things about cats and their strange behavior is explained by this! And perhaps this is the reason why cats are not mentioned even once in the bible...

Wow, i just heared about this thread and wow.
i love it.

ps, even if cats arent alien recording devices, they sure are evil.
Dogs rule

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hahahaha excellent thought

Not to sound rude, but this is one of the most ridiculous, not to mention ignorant, posts I have ever read. How do cats coinside with aliens, by any means? The "reasons" you gave are not backed up by any logical points, and are solely based upon opinion. So until a further argument or explaination is given, this is decalred fake.

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That's a pretty little calico kitten windword...is that yours?

Isn't she sweet? She was a stray that turned up on my porch. I have 2 cats that wanted to eat her for breakfast, and, where I live, am only allowed 2 pets, so I took pictures of her and posted them around the neighborhood. When no one claimed her I put those pictures up on Craig's List and found her a home lickidy split!

Well if you hate it so much, then go to GLP. I've seen dumber on there.

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That doesn´t even make sense, why would I want to go there if it is even worse?

And why should I be leaving, I´m not the one discrediting the nature of this site by flagging this nonsense.onto the main page.

Seriously, judging by the flags, this thread is one of the most important threads of the last months. If this is considered an important thread on this site, then how does it make the membership look.

You think about that.

Maybe you flaggers should go and look for a new site, you know something more of your level, let´s say,

www.sesamestreet.org...

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Don't you got it? Don't be so strict -

I used to have a cat with wings ! He had two chicken wings just behind his front legs, except they were covered in fur and looked like a plucked chicken, they moved around when he walked and came out about 6". Before anyone asks, no I don't have photographs of him. It was about 50 years ago and the world only went as far as the end of the road, and everyone up there knew him, so there was no need of proof. About 30 years ago I went to a " Ripley's believe it or not " museum and they had a stuffed cat with wings, just like his, they had it advertised as a rare mutation. Perhaps they were both Aliens which were getting ready to fly back home.

*click* Recording.......

Pic credit: Slayer69

Pocket camcorder . (I'm sorry , cant stop posting here LOL )

My cat told me :

"Me iz really upzet, abut tha amount of ugliezt pplz here..
we came as BETAcatz, evolved to VHcatz then CDcatz and intha end DVDcatz, some pplz say thre are even DVDcatz out here, itz dizzguzzting."

Do you know where they came from ?


Catziopeia