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Here to help, warn and save this planet[HOAX]

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posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 05:40 PM
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I would be a lot more apt to believing you if you didn't have so many spelling mistakes in your entry. Also, you just slightly mentioned that you met obama, and he took off his human skin. Now tell me, does that sound like something that you would mention so quickly in passing?

If you're for real give me some proof.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 05:45 PM
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Originally posted by TheChosenProphet
I understand why i sound like a fruitcake. But you will see the beginning of the change on Oct 21st. You will not see aliens coming from the sky. But you will see the aliens in human form start to riot/ protest in one large riot. Not the ones you see today or in London earlier in the year.


It was a small tube that was inserted into my belly button, they then inserted green substance into me which i to this day im not sure what it was. I think it gave me a new look on life and the power to lead.


Hi, Chosen Prophet.

There are a few people here that doubt you. We have been told of the possibility of The Second Coming, Prophets, false prophets, and anti-christs, so we seek some sort of confirmation you are what you say.
The usual way this is done is by an Almighty Miracle of Biblical proportions.

Can you arrange to fix Fukushima Daiichi ?
Thanks.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 05:50 PM
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I see allot of references to some of the more popular si-fi movies in this story.
But my all-time favorite is the reference to Logan’s Run at the end of your post.
Nice try though.

edit on 17-10-2011 by murfdog because: gramer



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 05:50 PM
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You are so goddamned late it is not even funny.

Where the hell have you been?

Sleeping it off in a locker somewhere?

You are too late to save anything.

Did you ever hear of an alarm clock?

You have ruined the whole damned planet and left the people to die.

Are you happy now?



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 05:59 PM
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Well at least the prophet knows how to write in proper letter form and has an understanding on paragraphs and what not. Keep it up prophet your doing great




posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:00 PM
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Thank You, you beat me to it. I'm guessing maybe 12 or 13 along with many, many, many dead brain cells.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:08 PM
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O.K. First thing, go get the prescription bottle. Now, read it carefully. That part that tells the dosage. It's not a suggestion.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by InfaRedMan
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Jesus! The aliens could have at least chosen someone who could spell and string coherent sentences together.

Hilarious!

IRM


Why does this remind me of this video?

Mad TV, Dot with jesus.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:11 PM
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You need to lay off the mushrooms bro.

And how the hell did this post make the front page ?



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:13 PM
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Originally posted by taws6
You need to lay off the mushrooms bro.

And how the hell did this post make the front page ?


All of these threads make front page, its like this:

Ways to get front page:

Get first post on breaking news (75%)

Write a very good OP on a topic that everyone agrees on (50/50% chance)

Write some wacked out skunkworks theory that screams "Im a druggie" so much that people MUST commenton it.

or,

Pretend you are a chosen person and get 300 replies of "LOL DUDE YOUR DRUNK XD"



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by TheChosenProphet

The people that survived the invasion will start to float up to the sky and then blow up.



Oh man - that visual was the icing on the cake for me - I literally laughed out loud.
Thanks for that OP - I needed a good laugh today.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:18 PM
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are we going to survive? any of us? if not will our souls at least be rebirthed? I want to keep playing music and eating salad



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:37 PM
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0) I have noticed that with the current passing of ELEnin a number of earthquakes in vocanic areas, Most of these are in Eastern Europe and the middle east. A number of them in northern California and central Alaska.
If you live in those areas the higher elevation of volcanic activity may be releasing some sort of gas you are breathing.
1) ELEnin will pass on the 28th a day after your end date.
2) It has been written that end the end times our children will prophecy.
3) Worship YOU. Go rot in gehenna.
4) Being abducted by ET's does not bring out the precog in you. (and if it were me I would remove it)
5) If you were as you say born a prophet,then someone forgot to teach you to meditate.
6) If you act in fear to spread fear then the truth of your message is lost.
7)Though the signs of the return of Jesus Christ are coming about, YOU ARE NOT HIM...
8)May the spirit of the Living God of creation be with you, bless you, and give you the patience,peace and understanding that you need.
9)Yes, the planet is a mess, but some of us are actually doing things to correct it.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:41 PM
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When will the invasion occur?



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by Curling1
0) I have noticed that with the current passing of ELEnin a number of earthquakes in vocanic areas, Most of these are in Eastern Europe and the middle east. A number of them in northern California and central Alaska.
If you live in those areas the higher elevation of volcanic activity may be releasing some sort of gas you are breathing.
1) ELEnin will pass on the 28th a day after your end date.
2) It has been written that end the end times our children will prophecy.
3) Worship YOU. Go rot in gehenna.
4) Being abducted by ET's does not bring out the precog in you. (and if it were me I would remove it)
5) If you were as you say born a prophet,then someone forgot to teach you to meditate.
6) If you act in fear to spread fear then the truth of your message is lost.
7)Though the signs of the return of Jesus Christ are coming about, YOU ARE NOT HIM...
8)May the spirit of the Living God of creation be with you, bless you, and give you the patience,peace and understanding that you need.
9)Yes, the planet is a mess, but some of us are actually doing things to correct it.


You dont know.. He might be jesus o.o



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:43 PM
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Originally posted by supergod
are we going to survive? any of us? if not will our souls at least be rebirthed? I want to keep playing music and eating salad


If this all comes to pass the human race = cactus.

Please rever to this article (Genetics and a viable colony)
Perhaps this article

Having a "few thousand" people would mean interbreeding which would result in genetic degradation. Now i havent had the need to brush up on my genetics recently, so please correct me if im incorrect, but it is show in animal species that interbreeding over the long term will cause genetic disease to run rampant, and in the end kill off the species.

All in all, this is a hoax, I vote liberal (so Tony Abbott) and I'm as human as they come (except for various screws etc i have in my body due to corrective surgery).



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:45 PM
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lay off the crack



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:46 PM
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Not to attack you, but if you really believe what you wrote in the OP, you should seek help from both a psychiatrist and a psychologist. You may need both meds and counseling.

If you are trolling, not a big surprise, but pathetic.




You should all worship me when the time is right.


Sorry but the time will NEVER be right for me to "worship" you.

Seriously either stop trolling on your first day on ATS -- OR -- get help for yourself.
edit on 10/17/2011 by Chamberf=6 because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:47 PM
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Originally posted by Chamberf=6
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Not to attack you, but if you really believe what you wrote in the OP, you should seek help from both a psychiatrist and a psychologist. You may need both meds and counseling.

If you are trolling, not a big surprise, but pathetic.




You should all worship me when the time is right.


Sorry but the time will NEVER be right for me to "worship" you.

Seriously either stop trolling on your first day on ATS -- OR -- get help for yourself.
edit on 10/17/2011 by Chamberf=6 because: (no reason given)


chances are this is an altaccount.



posted on Oct, 17 2011 @ 06:56 PM
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they told me the same thing! damn aliens...



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