Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat....

Michael Moore is sooo fat.. that he was in the Weather Girls in the 80's... little known fact he was also a black woman in the 80's

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Don't feel bad. Michael Moore being soooo fat, is not your fault nor problem. I really enjoyed your wit and charm.

Michael Moore is soooo fat...
That his organs are currently staging a protest against him. They call it Occupy Lard ....

michael moore is so fat, ows based their protest of blocking streets on his clogged arteries

Michael Moore is soooo fat....
That global warming started in his sweaty butt crack.

Originally posted by ShortMemory
michael moore is so fat, ows based their protest of blocking streets on his clogged arteries

LMAO!

michael moore is so fat that when everyone in detroit lost their jobs he hired them all as entree's

We are hitting a bit of a lull here.. So I am expanding the topic to also include...

Michael Moore is so pompous and condescending.....

Originally posted by ShortMemory
michael moore is so fat that when everyone in detroit lost their jobs he hired them all as entree's

LOL, he went all Hannibal Lechter on them...

michael moores 'the awful truth' was actually about his bowel cancer from eating too much processed food

Originally posted by Destinyone
Michael Moore is so fat...he sleeps on a trampoline...

I love this one, and I bet its true.

how come michael moore never stormed the corporate offices of fast food companies?

Originally posted by ShortMemory
how come michael moore never stormed the corporate offices of fast food companies?

Cuz they paid him off in junk food not to....

i cant believe ive posted so many jokes about michael, i actually like the guy..but i think i like fat jokes 'moore'

Michael Moore is soooooo pompous and condescending that the world's first space elevator was constructed just so he could continue to have a place to condescend to.

Michael Moore is soooooo pompous and condescending that the Nordics under Antarctica think he is snotty too.

Michael Moore is soooooo pompous and condescending that he thinks Mother Theresa is a snack cake

Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat....

He needs a permit to walk outside

michael moore isnt pompous and condescending because he ate those things

Michael Moore is soooo fat...he bathes in a swimming pool...