Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat....

Here is the place for your Michael Moore is so fat jokes.

I will get the party started.
Michael Moore is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat..
You have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get him through.

i think Michael Moore is so fat, he should probably see a specialist and then do what they say.

reply to post by Biigs


ROFL! Somehow that struck me as the funniest answer possible.

Michael Moore is sooo fat, he sees his own butt when turning around.

Michael Moore is so fat that GM didnt close the factory in his hometown he ate it for a snack.

1. Stop being bullies.

2. With the way the economy is going none of us are going to have to worry about being fat for very much longer.

Michael Moore is so fat...he uses a mirror to see his feet.

reply to post by Frater210


You make a good point. Maybe Michael Moore is preparing himself for future sacrifice. He is preparing himself to be The Last Supper for mankind. That should be filling.

Originally posted by Frater210
1. Stop being bullies.

2. With the way the economy is going none of us are going to have to worry about being fat for very much longer.

And I bet the fatso Michael Moore will be picking his teeth with the scrawny bones from one of the last of us...

All right. What was I thinking. You can't stop the funny.

Carry on fine friends.

Originally posted by Frater210
1. Stop being bullies.

It was his life decision to eat so much, fully knowing the consequences. It's not bullying, it's simply stating fact. If he doesn't like it then maybe he should go work out...

michael moore is so fat people cant look around him to SEE THE REAL ISSUES that he has helped raised awarness too.

That even his chins want to redistribute wealth
2nd

Michael Moore is so fat he generates his own gravitational field.

Originally posted by Destinyone
Michael Moore is so fat...he uses a mirror to see his feet.

Funny and most likely true. I bet thats not all he has to use a mirror for to see... if you get my drift.

Which brings me to...

Michael Moore is sooooooooooooooooooooo fat... that to rub one out he cant use his hands.. he just rocks his hips like he is doing the hoola hoop and lets his fat rolls do the rest.

Originally posted by Frater210
Michael Moore is so fat he generates his own gravitational field.

Michael Moore is so fat...he has his own moon.

Originally posted by JJDoggie84
That even his chins want to redistribute wealth
2nd

LMAO! That is brilliant..

reply to post by Convicted


I really didnt need to read that one!

bad image, anyone got any mind bleach?

Micheal Moore is so fat that we don't need the Moon anymore at all and China is thinking of finally selling it.

reply to post by Biigs


My sincerest apologies.