Why Are Men So Gullible?

reply to post by Bleak


Do you know what?

I'd love the OP (female right?) to post a picture of herself(?) so we could all gauge just how easily she would be able to "turn us into putty"

What do you reckon OP?

But no worries, I've read a post wrong plenty of times before

reply to post by Death_Kron


Thanks for being so understanding about it...I really do feel bad. I've done it before as well ,and swore I would try to be more careful...but.. I guess I have to learn the lesson again.

I'm happy you explained it in detail what you meant though..just in case other members might have taken it in the wrong way as well.

(I really should have known better..by what I know of how you post..this sort of reply wouldn't be your style at all ..and your forgiveness means a lot..thank you)

reply to post by Death_Kron


I agree - let's see a picture of the OP.

Tangled4U - it would be most interesting to see your photo if you would kindly oblige. Big please?

reply to post by gabby2011


Absolutely no problem, I've done the same thing plenty of times and felt like a bit of an idiot afterwards - it happens, tis one of the down sides of written communication; it's fairly easy to glance at something and take it in a completely different context in comparison to if you had actually heard the words, intonation and seen the physical expression.

Don't worry about it

reply to post by Death_Kron



Not my words but highly appropriate.....

Originally posted by Lysergic

Pics already so we can decide if you are date-able or Net Beast.

reply to post by Versa


Ah, so the OP has already been asked to post a pic but hasn't...... that's unusual.....

Are y'all actually serious about about the whole "picture" thing? I mean, does it matter what she looks like?

But you know, I think the interesting thing is that her underlying assessment isn't necessarily totally fallacious. Still, is ATS really the ideal place for such diatribes.....?

In fact, I reckon I'd be able to turn the OP into putty and even get her to write my "rough drafts" for me, you know, lead her on into doing the "honourable thing"

reply to post by Tangled4u


Let's see.....you claim to be young and from a wealthy family, but I doubt it.

You claim to be good looking, but I doubt that too.

You claim to be a master manipulator. I find that laughable

My theory is you've recently been dumped by a guy who figured you out for who you are or maybe your girl left you for a guy? Since joining, you have done nothing but bash men. Just another idiot & clueless troll in my opinion.

Stay classy, lassie!

reply to post by Bleak


A collective interpretation of her physical appearance would be a useful tool to use as a benchmark against her levels of delusion.

reply to post by Tangled4u


You know what! Just screw my reply altogether!

Originally posted by Death_Kron
reply to post by Versa

 

Ah, so the OP has already been asked to post a pic but hasn't...... that's unusual.....

No I believe that was in response to another thread, I just loved the term Net Beast and needed to share

reply to post by musselwhite

you just tickle me - never, ever say "never" - it is good to know you love your wife and are faithful - loving you wife and being faithful - two different things - sex outside marriage is just that sex - no emotional feelings involved - just the feel of it -

I just want to start by saying, I cannot believe this thread is still going and here I go adding another post.

To musselwhite, I guess your right, never is a long time, however, some dramatic changes would have to occur in our relationship for either of us to consider cheating. We have both had the opportunity a number of times and always told each other about it. I can't see how it would happen that I would cheat but like you say never say never.

One thing I can say never about is the fact that I would never cheat with the man that wrote the OP. That my friend I can say never about 100 times.

Ok I'm finished with this thread now, best wishes on a nice life Op, if by some miracle you are female, you are gonna need em.

Strict..

I *actually* had to break my wholly-too-long period of lurking (and, um, being too lazy to look up my password) to post a reply to this.
To the OP: Thank you, I was starting to get frightfully bored, but your posts (not just this, all of them! you get a gold star, and, like, a real one. I'll totally mail it to you for your sticker book and everything!) are hilarious. Seriously, seriously hilarious. It's almost as if a hack screenwriter was told 'quick, we need a young, selfish, self-important female character for this horrible (Probably Chuck Lorre produced) sitcom. No... no time for subtlety or character development, just stick to the most glaring cliches'. You can't be a real person, can you?

To everyone else who's been debating whether the OP is who they claim to be, or just a dude named Carl who eats sad, lonely meals standing at the sink:
You're forgetting a third option, and what I think is probably the most likely one:
The OP is, in fact, a secret, subterranean lizardperson. It's part of their plan to infiltrate society. For your enjoyment, here is the conversation Tangled4U had immediately before clawing it's way to our cursed surface world:
(translated from the original Lizardmanese)
Snarlak: Grokdar, are you prepared for your journey to the land of those horrible monkey creatures?
Grokdar (AKA: Tangled4U): Yes, Snarlak, and may my infiltration of one of their Young-Adult-Training-Facilities in the midwest of the kingdom they call "America" prove to aid us in reclaiming what is rightfully ours.
Snarlak: Excellent... Excellent... And have you consulted the materials we provided to prepare you for your mission? The copies of the literary epic 'Teen Vogue'? The video disks of the documentary known as "The Hills"?
Grokdar: Yes, Snarlak, I have. As have I researched the one they referred to as Kardashian. I believe her to be some form of shapeshifter, but who always uses the same name. I will pattern my behaviour off of hers. I am prepared.
Snarlak: Have you memorized the music by the one they call Justin Beiber?
Grokdar: You ask too much. I will make many sacrifices for our mighty non-denominational lizardperson empire, but I will not do that. Please, allow me to begin my journey.
(Snarlak hands Grokdar a blonde wig and pair of 'Juicy Couture' track pants and matching hoodie)
Snarlak: May the fangs of Father Allserpent bless you.

The end.

I don't think this is a young college girl.......look at some of the blogs about women superiority and rants on this myspace page....which the address shows tangled4u and tell me it's not the same person!!



www.myspace.com...

reply to post by FuzzyDunlop


That's hilarious one of the best responses ever.

I'd give you a star but don't know how to do it. I agree though that some people take stuff to seriously. Like every single one of us didn't have misguided thoughts at young ages.

That's why we have age limits for Presidents

reply to post by FuzzyDunlop


That was honestly the best thing I have read ALL DAY!

Kudos to you! You should be a writer (if you are not one already).

Sorry - I had to edit my post to add that I am still rolling on the floor laughing after re-reading your post. Please - you should really spend more time on ATS and stop with them lurking-nonsense. I will be looking forward to seeing more of your posts.

You could probably look up half the names on ATS and the same names would show up on facebook. Doesn't mean they are the same person.

reply to post by kro32


why don't you take the time to go look at it, you don't need to be a member, it's myspace, not facebook.

Take a look at the blogs just to the lower right, it is a woman who has obviously got man issues right now, and has a women are superior complex. It's rather coincedental don't you think?

EDIT: Also that the webpage is tangled4u (in the adress bar / link) completes the sum perfectly.

reply to post by woogleuk


Because I have no idea how that stuff works and don't want to take the time to sign up and figure out how to navigate it.

My point still stands however. Maybe it is maybe it isn't either way I really don't care. This is why I don't play in the off topic forums much