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Originally posted by CaptainLJB
Right, Harte. Because people play with Photoshop and make their own Giant images that Automatically means that Giants are a lot of crap. And All findings are hoaxes. You prove this second point by pointing to the Cardiff Giant and P.T. Barnum. Logically we can therefore conclude that All Giants are Hoaxes. Brilliant reasoning, my friend!
An antecedent of the tall tale is the seventeenth-and eighteenth-century promotional tract, books like William Wood's New England Prospect (1634), John Josselyn's New England Rarities Discovered (1672) and An Account of Two Voyages to New England (1675), George Alsop's A Character of the Province of Maryland (1666), and John Lawson's A New Voyage to Carolina (1709), which feature deliberately exaggerated and spurious descriptions of flora, fauna, climate, and Native Americans. For example, Lawson describes the fertility of the Carolina soil, humorously noting that "eating peaches in our Orchards makes them come up so thick from the kernel that we are forced to take a great deal of care to weed them out; otherwise they make our Lands a Wilderness of Peach trees" (p. 115); Josselyn reports among New England's rarities radishes that grow "as big as a man's arm" (p. 336), a frog as large as a man, a goose with three hearts, and a wild cat with six whole geese in his stomach. Exercises in humorous hyperbole, these promotional tall tales not only accentuated American self-identity that came to be associated with the American frontier but also satirized English ignorance and gullibility about America. Earmarks of the tall tale also show up occasionally in William Byrd's 1728 The History of the Dividing Line when he describes alligators that swallow rocks to make themselves heavy enough to pull cows underwater to drown them and then afterward to regurgitate the rocks and squirrels that cross a river on pieces of bark, using their tails as sails.
The forms of Southwestern humor typically included the following:
The sketch
The anecdote. Example: Twain's "The Dandy Frightening the Squatter."
The hoax.
Author reports wonders of the western frontier; most hoaxes masquerade as travel letters
Author hints at fictionalizing role and tries to tip off the readers
1843-4 Thomas Bangs Thorpe's "Letters from the Far West"
The frame tale. Example: Twain's "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County," Thomas Bangs Thorpe's "The Big Bear of Arkansas.".
Originally posted by SirMike
Sorry, but I cannot buy it. Any truly advanced civilization will leave fingerprints on the land that will unmistakable. Although buildings facades may crumble, stone masonry work, foundations, metal implements, radioactive, and synthetics will survive in some recognizable matter for 10,000’s of years.
Originally posted by Xtrozero
Now you guys want to suggest that we were super advance over and over with everything recycling into the earth...cool...
I think were we sit is I do not see you speculating this as if we were drinking scotch and smoking cigars talking about the BIG WHAT IF.
I see you guys presenting this as the factual account to the history of the human race, and some of us say "show me the money" and all we see is humans stuck in some kind of evolutionary freeze, earth recycling everything, conspiracies holding back the little that we do get, and fringe site that are easy to disprove...edit on 12-5-2012 by Xtrozero because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Obl1vion
Meh,
still so many pages of debate aka personal arguments etc. etc
Over a decent title that has a theory no one can prove or disprove....
Its pretty funny...
edit on 12-5-2012 by Obl1vion because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by SplitInfinity
reply to post by blocula
So you are saying reminants of a Sky Scraper would not exist yet we have found intact Dinosaur Eggs that are over 100 Million Years Old...but you can not admit that there would be somethings that would survive fossilized or not from an Advanced Ancient Civilization? HA!
Split Infinity
Originally posted by SplitInfinity
reply to post by blocula
The point is that some were discovered 100 Million Years Later! And these were EGGS! Now how is it that if a Super Advanced Population did exist many Thousands of Years Ago...that there has never been any discovery of any kind?
There would have to be something that survived because of condition just as a layer of sediment near a river shore line was able to preserve fossils that are many Millions of Years old. SOMETHING would survive.
Originally posted by CaptainLJB
reply to post by Harte
Tall tales are not the same thing as eyewitness accounts of excavations. In regards to just the Mound Builders alone, the recorded facts of one after another are just too close in description to be anywhere near your tabloid-quality pointing.
Might as well point to links of fairy tale books as "proof" that what we're discussing here is fake.
Might as well refer to pre-Apollo SF films like "Destination Moon" as Proof that the moon-landing was a hoax.
It does not disprove a thing.
You're cheap attacks on the subject matter is getting Really sleazy. You're disappointing me.
Originally posted by CaptainLJB
I'm only suggesting just Once. Really, that's all it takes. Not necessarily over and over. There are obvious time limits.
I don't deny the existence of wacky fringe sites, for there are wacky fringe sites out there for Everything if you care to organize an internet hunt.
What we have here are OOPArts, Cryptids, bits of ancient knowledge which are too advanced for its time, and evidence that people on different continents Shared things long before Columbus' time. Everything points to one thing: that the world at one time in the distant past hosted a global civilization which in turn replies the Technology to maintain such a society. And it fell apart. The tech was lost. People broke apart. Historical Amnesia fell across humanity as everything had to be reinvented again.
Or would you prefer that Aliens from space came down and played the God ticket, giving these people little tidbits of tech to play with and discard?
I go with the former theory. It's simple, direct, and avoids over-complicating things by dragging in humanoid ETs (or if you prefer, Demons and the supernatural). It's funny how people swallow up aliens in saucers abducting people but not something more down-to-earth like this. Probably have to put the blame on movies and TV...
Originally posted by CaptainLJB
reply to post by Xtrozero
I'm only saying that there are different branches of hominids, and we need not have discovered or cataloged all of them. Some may even be alive today, in some unexplored regions of the world. Our own history is something of a mystery when you look back more than a couple thousand years. Other societies may have arose and fell in the not-too-distant past. We needn't even go back nearly one million years (regardless of the rough dates on that OOPArts chronology) to know that nothing is recorded beyond the fossil record. What were our ancestors up to?