posted on Nov, 23 2004 @ 12:57 PM
One day out in the middle of a field in sunny California, as some cattle were grazing happily on the fresh green clovers and grass. A small earthquake
occurred. Several of the cows were knocked down, but the two bulls in the pasture remained standing. 5 min later, a large aftershock knocked down
several more cows. The two bulls once again were unaffected. Thinking it wise to lay down and wait out any more aftershocks, the cows decided to take
an afternoon rest. Puzzled at the two standing bulls, one of the cows asked "You can see all us cows laying down, how do the two of you remain
standing in the earthquakes?"
One of the bulls relpied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."
I know, crummy joke, stop throwing those tomatoes please.