Off Topic Thread!!!

Gotta hate parent teacher meetings, i mean the teacher mentions something about how stupid their class is and all the parents are like

oops i forgot stay...off...topic...pickles are blue!damn hippies


[edit on 3-3-2007 by Falken]

hippies...:bash:

Ancient Aliens.

is anyone else having strange dreams about the end of the world?

reply to post by vlykan21


The world..

speaking of the world...its falling apart.

So is my house.

Oh crap it is almost mortgage time again.

Speaking of time, my clock is still set on last fall's daylight savings time. Guess I wont have to change it in a couple weeks.

In a couple weeks I start an insane schedule at work.

I hate work.

Hate is not nice. My mother told me to never hate.

My mom told me lots of things I should do but dont.

Oh,,,, my daughter backed her car into my brand new car last week. Havent even made the first payment.

I hate car payments. That is why I work.

I hate work.

I already said that.

I hate when I say stuff I already said.

But sometimes I really forget what I already said until someone reminds me I already said it.

Speaking of being reminded, I was thinking the other day about ways to save gas.

Smart cars are ugly.

Speaking of ugly, geese are the ugliest creatures on this earth. I call them flying rats.

Squirrels are cute.

My kid ran over one in her car and cried.

Maybe my kid shouldn't be driving.

Insurance rates are insane for teenage drivers.

Have you seen the new progressive insurance commercial?

My favorite commercial is teh Geico Gehko.

I hate scorpions.

Hate is a very very horrible word. My nana used to say that you should feel sorry for the things/people you hate.

I feel very sorry for scorpions.

That sounds stupid.

Hmm wonder if stupid is better than saying hate?

I really feel sorry when I get off topic like this.

My dog is eating a bone that is bigger than he is. It is the only thing that keeps him busy and out of my hair. He has worn down his canine teeth from it.

I hate the dentist. Espcially the shot. "you will feel a little pinch" my a$*. You jab me with a metal pole and drill before I am numb.

I like being numb...reminds me of this one day in college.

But that is another story.

I am exhausted now.

But there I managed to go off topic in my own thread . Shewww that was fun.