Off Topic Thread!!!

2000th Post for this thread.

Breaking out of champaign, for no apparent reason....

Mind you, I'm staying OFF-TOPIC on this page.....

[edit on 4/17/2006 by Mechanic 32]

I have the urge to watch the Passion of the Christ all of the sudden. Have not watched it in awhile and for some reason it had me thinking last night.

One day Quiffs will be back in fashion, and then what will you do?

I'd suggest growing a quiff....but it seems so odd. The day will come....be afraid.

Me and my g/f watched The Passion of the Christ yesterday, after an "impulse" feeling.

BTW, I haven't read any of the posts above mine, and therefore can not be accused of on-topicary

Thats the ticket, don't read anything and just post.

The urge to stay on topic is strong.........

See What You Guys Made Me Do!!!

Yeah the rain really is annoying. But sometimes I do enjoy a free car wash.



If i were to ask if anybody knew a good joke, and someone told me one. Would that constitute a warn for staying on topic? What if there was a post in between?

Hrmmm?

Ok thats probably enough off topic.

I do like a nice Subway sandwich to fill me up.

My fave has to be the Italian BMT with extra cheese.

trigonometry was my worst subject in school.

History was one of my best, but darned if I can rememember any of it!

Got my green beans, beets, and some other vegetable the name of which escapes me right now, planted yesterday.

I like gold fishes cause their so delicious! Got Gold Fishesssss!

Why did that damn jingle all of the sudden jump into my head?

Hey ya' ding-dong, Champaign is the college town south of Chicago. Champagne is the bubbly beverage enjoyed at celebrations.

Your avatar reminds me of Eugene Levy. That guy really annoys me and I refuse to watch any movie he is in, other than the American Pie movies.

You Don't Know Jack.

Believe me, you don't.

Somewhere, Groucho spins in his grave, having been mistaken for a hack.

Originally posted by NotClever
Hey ya' ding-dong, Champaign is the college town south of Chicago. Champagne is the bubbly beverage enjoyed at celebrations.

Yeah, champaign-urbana. Read that post again, ding-a-ling!

Darn, on-off-on topic again!

Somewhere, Eugene Levy is being hired to play an exasperated Dad. This is always true, 365 days of the year.

i can only count to three........................

I have been on the phone for over 3 hours with a customer trying to help him fix his computer. I am at my wits end trying to help this guy who will not help out himself.

Its literally like talking to a wall.

Myself: Sir could you click on the start Menu
Man: No I don't like to drink beer

Myself: Sir what do you mean
Man: I think I soiled myself

Myself: Are you serious?
Man: ABCDEFGHIJKLM.......

Myself: SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Man: Who is this?

It is posting on ATS that keeps me from spontaneous combusting.