How do aliens eat?

this is a hypothetical question since I do NOT believe we have contacted extraterrestrial beings yet.

How do aliens eat? do they have a mouth with teeth like most mammals? do they suck blood like a mosquito? do they eat their prey without chewing it and the regurgitate the bones?

reply to post by mbartelsm

Whoever answers... don't believe them.

its obvious because just past mars is a mcdonalds fly thru and they just nip in there for a space mac and large meteorite fries
on a serious note i recon they would go for a burger king every time.

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I thought they ate star energy, but maybe I am thinking of another breed.

I saw some of em eating at Sonic, around 2:30 AM last saturday morning. Green and blue hair, but eating with their mouths........

They eat people from Columbia.

be carefull tonight.

It depends on what race of aliens you are talking about.

I'm only familiar with some of the theories on Grays.

From what I have read they supposedly don't eat food, but rather absorb nutrients through their skin. They would do so either by painting nutrient rich materials on their skin or swimming in a vat of nutrient rich materials...

Of course I also read that while in government facilities Grays were given and liked the taste of strawberry ice cream, which would mean they have the ability to eat normally...

I'm not going to claim either of these are correct but I have come across these information snippets more than a few times though the years...

reply to post by mbartelsm

this is a hypothetical question since I do NOT believe we have contacted extraterrestrial beings yet.

How do aliens eat? do they have a mouth with teeth like most mammals? do they suck blood like a mosquito? do they eat their prey without chewing it and the regurgitate the bones?

What the hell?!

'I don't believe we've met aliens; how do they eat?'

How about, 'I don't believe we've met aliens; what sports do they play?'

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I would say it would depend on their evolution. What type of aliens are we talking about? If they are humanoid like us they will more than likely be exactly like us perhaps with subtle differences.

If they are large blob like creatures maybe they just envelope whatever their food source is and it slowly dissolves.

Or maybe they are beings who pull in molecules from the air through their pours which gives them sustenance.

Or maybe they do not eat at all, due to them being robots.

The theories can be endless. The only ones that make a lot of sense so far our based off our own biology. Since nothing necessarily needs to be any different.

Originally posted by mbartelsm
this is a hypothetical question since I do NOT believe we have contacted extraterrestrial beings yet.

How do aliens eat? do they have a mouth with teeth like most mammals? do they suck blood like a mosquito? do they eat their prey without chewing it and the regurgitate the bones?

Why not wait till we catch one ?


But i have a question for you


Do unicorns like corn ? or cookies?

Come on now....everyone knows aliens are solar powered.

They dont eat like us ...there skin is genetically engineered
to work like that of a plant and they are supplied the nutrition they need through the process
of photosynthesis, so I have heard.

I'm surprised no-one has provided a link to the video below:



Young people today! No recollection of the classics...

Oh, and while we are at it, just how many angels CAN dance on the head of a pin???

All the best,

Isaac

I'm not an expert as I've not treated one to a slap up meal.

But since most accounts don't specifically state any other orifice apart from mouth and ears, I would assume its by mouth.

Pointless question is pointless.
strange times.

Originally posted by Aggie Man
Come on now....everyone knows aliens are solar powered.

They could be photosynthetic like plants. For liquids, I would guess sea water.

Humans could be converted like this? They would be easier to feed and sea water is plentiful.

Of course to convert humans like this would be blasphemy.

Originally posted by Kandinsky
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this is a hypothetical question since I do NOT believe we have contacted extraterrestrial beings yet.

How do aliens eat? do they have a mouth with teeth like most mammals? do they suck blood like a mosquito? do they eat their prey without chewing it and the regurgitate the bones?

What the hell?!

'I don't believe we've met aliens; how do they eat?'

How about, 'I don't believe we've met aliens; what sports do they play?'

are you familiar with the science field of Xenobiology or astrobiology? its the field that explore the POSSIBILITIES of alien biology. It is not a concrete science it is an hypothetical science, now, how do you think aliens would eat?

At the guy of with the "Columbia" joke, it is spelled Colombia

According to one source, who claims to have been at roswell and was the primary communicator with the only survivor, some don't need to eat because they aren't biological bodies. They're "doll" bodies controlled telepathically. But the rest eat just like us, they just use the "food-o-matic 3000" to get it. Push a button, get a pill, just add water and POOF! four course insta-meal!

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Sheesh, everybody knows unicorns eat hummus and cotton candy!

Originally posted by Aggie Man
Come on now....everyone knows aliens are solar powered.

HAHAHAHAHA... LMAO... That's soooooo 1990's.

Everyone knows the are hydrogen powered!