I am an Alien.

I flew 40 light-years just to play a game of hide-and-seek in your skies, mostly to confuse your government officials and farmer populations.

Ask me anything...

Why can't you be the so called psychic? I like that one better.

Originally posted by Manhater
Why can't you be the so called psychic? I like that one better.

Psychics are just normal people that our race has a data uplink with. We give them bits of information for the future to see how your race reacts. It's part of one of our marketing studies.

I always thought Gaddafi was an alien, he had a plastic face. Now it is officialy confirmed.

Originally posted by Farnhold
I always thought Gaddafi was an alien, he had a plastic face. Now it is officialy confirmed.

edit on 24-7-2011 by Farnhold because: (no reason given)

He is from the South on our planet.

Has an accent and everything. Came to Earth as a young lad...

Ever see the movie the adjustment buerau. We already know about you guys

Originally posted by lonegurkha
Ever see the movie the adjustment buerau. We already know about you guys

We made that movie, Glak-Mad-Bak-Olly-Wood. It's our home planets version of Hollywood.

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So who is the chairman and just what is "The Plan"?

Originally posted by lonegurkha
reply to post by boncho

 

So who is the chairman and just what is "The Plan"?

The chairman is Abx-Van-Exclex. He has been residing over our race for 70, 000 of your Earth years. We are unsure as to what Earth holds for us. But it is a toss up between the following:

1. Enslaving your women for martial services.
2. Enslaving your men for marital services provided to our version of the Milk Cow.
3. Reprogramming your DNA so you don't have to go to the bathroom.
4. Reprogramming your Milk Cows DNA so it can live on our planet. (We love Cows...)
5. Complete annihilation of your planet.
6. Enslaving your planet to produce more music that our people can download from iTunes.

What's this weeks winning lottery numbers? Don't hold back now, I need a win.

Originally posted by Manhater
What's this weeks winning lottery numbers? Don't hold back now, I need a win.

US Powerball:

3,14,33,41,56

Powerball 16
Powerplay 3


Numbers are subject to change without notice*

Originally posted by boncho
I flew 40 light-years just to play a game of hide-and-seek in your skies, mostly to confuse your government officials and farmer populations.

Ask me anything...

What is your favorite color?

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Originally posted by Kharron
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

Originally posted by Kharron

Originally posted by boncho
I flew 40 light-years just to play a game of hide-and-seek in your skies, mostly to confuse your government officials and farmer populations.

Ask me anything...

What is your favorite color?

We see more colors than you do. And my favorite color does not have a name in your language, but sounds like breasts with a p at the beginning.

Originally posted by boncho

Originally posted by Kharron

Originally posted by boncho
I flew 40 light-years just to play a game of hide-and-seek in your skies, mostly to confuse your government officials and farmer populations.

Ask me anything...

What is your favorite color?

We see more colors than you do. And my favorite color does not have a name in your language, but sounds like breasts with a p at the beginning.

Me too, love preasts.

And to make it more interesting, an Arcturian Swallow.

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Me too, love preasts. And to make it more interesting, an Arcturian Swallow.

They never get the chance to fly, all are consumed before their wings develop. It's a delicacy.

Originally posted by boncho

2. Enslaving your men for marital services provided to our version of the Milk Cow.

rofl,

my question: what is your favourite food?

What do you look like? (Please provide comparisons to lifeforms found on this planet).
How do you behave among different social norms, situation comedy, etc.?
What are your preferences in food, clothing, etc.?

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my question: what is your favourite food?

Cow placenta, mmmmm.