I am "BOB" The humanoid creature. Ask me anything.

Originally posted by niceguybob
Bob.. Bob.. Bob

Your like the 3rd Bob to come on here as a Bob to answer questions.
It's Bob's like you that give us Nice Guys named Bob a bad name.

You should call yourself Obama or something like that.

Not that many people go by that name,and they too think they know everything, and they too are full of it.

Or how about Bideny? Bushy? Hillary,?

Perhaps WE should visit you soon.

Originally posted by granpabobby
AndrewRose is dead
Deleted by Skeptic Overlord ....What will you do now?
The Ban Hammer cometh !

edit on 10-7-2011 by granpabobby because: add to content

Oh how you simple Earthlings like to be so fierce. It is amusing.

Originally posted by youwouldknow
Lets get started by asking , What is it you want?

We want to learn about your race. How did you evolve,,,Why you have physical superiority over us,,,But lack in mental capacity and technological advances.

I also can not believe someone has not asked where we are from yet....

Im 12 and what is this?

Originally posted by Frankenchrist
Im 12 and what is this?

12...Is that really you???? We are sorry. We thought you were lost 23 years ago. Please relay your position and we will pick you up. Your friend 7.

Just to let you know, 7-8-9.

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Ha how do you sex with no arms bob?

Originally posted by Frankenchrist
Just to let you know, 7-8-9.

Sorry,,,They were captured by the British Government.
We have enacted the final plan. We will meet you at the
pre-dertermined location.

Originally posted by pcrobotwolf
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Ha how do you sex with no arms bob?

Maybe things are a little more different there than we thought. We do not need arms for sex.
We use something totally different.
Your arms have amazed us. How are they used in the reproduction process???

Originally posted by Twisted1

Originally posted by Frankenchrist
Just to let you know, 7-8-9.

Sorry,,,They were captured by the British Government.
We have enacted the final plan. We will meet you at the
pre-dertermined location.

10-4

Originally posted by Frankenchrist

Originally posted by Twisted1

Originally posted by Frankenchrist
Just to let you know, 7-8-9.

Sorry,,,They were captured by the British Government.
We have enacted the final plan. We will meet you at the
pre-dertermined location.

10-4

We understand, and will respond to your distress call with force if needed. Toes up Brother!

Originally posted by felonius
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In the last two weeks, I've lost two rolls of teflon tape. I think you may have them. If you dont mind, tell me where you hid them. I need to fix the shower head.

Dear Felonius,
Being an off-color movie fan, I watched "The Morning After" with Jane Fonda
as a drunk that always buys a jar of mayonnaise at the end of a bender, be-
cause it's one of those latent nagging memories. It was somehow saddening
that she had a refrigerator half full of small unused jars.
Disclaimer: Please don't gather from this I'm accusing you of any lapse(s) of
memory, or behavior of any kind that would cause or exacerbate it.
I'm winding up for a pitch here, thanks for reading so far.. it being Sunday,
and my only day off, there was a small aftermarket manifold purchased in
the last month that I finally had time to swap onto my portable air tank.
WE're goin' racin' NOW... after rounding up the fittings to quick disconnect
the little red devil (that now has a little slick valve to turn OFF the male inlet
and make the tank truly portable); I noticed in the fourth drawer down in my
Number Two rollaway NOT ONLY the three mostly used rolls of my own,
BUT AN EXTRA new unused roll that I have no memory of purchasing.
If one of your missing items was a half inch wide fifty footer I've got it, and
there's a remote chance BOB transported one of the buggers over here;
because I haven't had a drink in over thirteen years, and am sure if I read
this whole thread to the end I'll want a couple or three strong ones. But you
know me, after I post this here Thing (remake) I'll finish my vegetables.

BACK TO THE THREAD FINALLY.
Bob, I am subscribed to this un-nameable dating site (T&C, you know), and
don't really care at ALL about Felonius' other missing roll of Teflon (proper
DuPont Trade Mark should be in caps) other than it's frustrating as a stuck
thermostat on a forty-five year old Rat Motor. [Want some hot water, Fel?
My heater will melt your NB's onto the mat in JANUARY]
My question to you is: if you are responsible for some well meaning but
misdirected metaphysical reappropriation of resources, and are indeed capable
of it; I would like to know if you're conducive to a most beneficial beaming in
of this foxy granny from about 650 miles away; because I think we got some
boilin' chemistry here. I would not only be timelessly grateful, but would name
our daughter Roberta in your honor.
No cause is nobler than true lug, or an outlandish compression ratio.
Well, maybe 24 or too many more degrees of valve overlap to start it in the winter...

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Oh man... good luck replying to derfreebie. This has got to be the most off topic, most entertaining non-educational thread yet....

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must be a small noodle ;-)

Originally posted by Twisted1

Originally posted by boncho
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Why isn't you username BOB?

I have been observing Twisted One also And have rendered him unconscious so I may use his portal.

I think you mean his 'portaloo'.

Originally posted by Twisted1

Originally posted by felonius
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In the last two weeks, I've lost two rolls of teflon tape. I think you may have them. If you dont mind, tell me where you hid them. I need to fix the shower head.

Sorry,,, We needed them to fix the exhaust system on our ship.

fair enough.

I hate ships with water leaks.

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I have no question for you ,but I want to thank you for bringing a smile to my very bleak Monday xx

I'd love to hear what type of music you guys listen too, so give us a taste?

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How the heck are you typing right now!?

Well, welcome to Earth and good luck to you, Bob.
No questions at this time.