I am "BOB" The humanoid creature. Ask me anything.

Hello to all you Earthlings, I am BOB, The humanoid creature that has been observing
Andrew Rose.
After much consultation between myself and my group of fellow observers, We have
decided to come forward and make ourselves known. (You did not think I was the only one of my Species here did you?)

I am BOB. I am willing to answer all of your questions. Where I came from, Why I am here, Why I chose Andrew Rose,and all other questions that you may have.

Please limit your questions to ONE per post. Your technology is still new me. Hopefully you understand why I have difficulty in using your primitive keyboard device. You may wonder how I am typing this now.

Please begin with your questions. I will answer to the best of my ability.

I am an Astronaut.

BOB, what happened to your arms?? Were you born that way or are you a unfortunate soul that got caught up in a horrible govt conspiracy??

How do you type with no arms?

Lets get started by asking , What is it you want?

Originally posted by Starwise
BOB, what happened to your arms?? Were you born that way or are you a unfortunate soul that got caught up in a horrible govt conspiracy??

This is normal for the people of my planet. That is much of the reason we are studying your people.

How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Originally posted by sabbathcrazy
How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

What is a Woodchuck???

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I would love to ask another question but will abide by the rules....

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In the last two weeks, I've lost two rolls of teflon tape. I think you may have them. If you dont mind, tell me where you hid them. I need to fix the shower head.

Hey Bob, how are you?
Are you a scientist? and what can you tell us about string theory?

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My fellows travelers have just informed that I may have translated some words wrong. Noodle in my language is nose in yours.

What would you rather drink. Flat soda, or carbonated milk?

Originally posted by Starwise
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I would love to ask another question but will abide by the rules....

The rules were ...One question at a time.... Different questions in different posts are allowed.

Originally posted by felonius
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In the last two weeks, I've lost two rolls of teflon tape. I think you may have them. If you dont mind, tell me where you hid them. I need to fix the shower head.

Sorry,,, We needed them to fix the exhaust system on our ship.

Can you prevent coment elenin from destroying the universe?

Originally posted by Adyta
What would you rather drink. Flat soda, or carbonated milk?

After looking for the word "drink" in your language, We prefer your Bud Light.

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Why isn't you username BOB?

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not a question - as a request - could you please roundhouse kick some sense into mr rose ?