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I am Not a Scientist

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posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 04:23 AM
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Originally posted by guessing
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It is not possible without the bread right?

It becomes so much clearer in diagram format, with spinning and exciting things to touch and look at.





Man must break bread, before he breaks all others. Or else why the hell did we learn to bake?

Oo.



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 04:26 AM
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haha, I havent bothered with the other thread

but star for you for your humour



I like string and my theroy is it is probably a little rope.


that is so funny


edit to add, star for Badwolf for humour too- and the avi- cracks me up every time I see it.
edit on 27-6-2011 by lifecitizen because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 04:31 AM
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badw0lf that was quality, Anti-gravity with a cat and buttered toast, genius. Actually did laugh out loud with that one.

Thanks again for breaking my thoughts of WWIII and impending doom.




posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 04:57 AM
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its amazing what you can do with a piece of string....




posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 05:09 AM
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Originally posted by guessing
I am not a scientist.
Honestly, I really wish I could just take your word for it, but sadly, I cannot. I am going to need to see some proof of this. Until you can prove to me that you're not a scientist, I am going to have to stick with my gut instinct that you actually are a scientist. I'm not that easy to fool.




Originally posted by guessing
I like string and my theroy is it is probably a little rope.
You could be right. Then again, maybe you're not.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/1bd3906f79db.jpg[/atsimg]



Originally posted by guessing
I look forward to at least 200 flags and 1 millions stars

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/665e343793b9.gif[/atsimg]Keep counting. it will get to 1 million....................[color=342826]eventually

 

Originally posted by badw0lf
It's simply cathematics.





edit on 6/27/11 by BrokenCircles because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 05:21 AM
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Originally posted by lastbleedingvictim
haha nice post S&F. I hope this isn't deleted, you're just introducing yourself as a person who is not a conceited "scientist" that thinks he knows the answer to everything


whenever you meet a "scientist" who thinks he knows everything
just walk away... that's not a scientist.

scientists know that we can't know, we can't but create plausible possible narratives that work for a while until enough data points in a new direction.

i for one feel the scientific method (which basically should aim at proving theories wrong and find better working models) is the best for me to try to understand the reality i perceive

i acknowledge the political abuse of science and its arrogance, but would like to plea to understand this as a political thing, not a scientific thing.
and i do fear the growing anti-intellectual sentiments as they are the wrong answer to arrogance and misuse.



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 05:28 AM
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I provided no links, a pretty thin string theory, and poor gramma.

Ok you got me...




posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 05:57 AM
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Can you 'splain your work on String-Cheese Theory, Pacicifically Low Moisture Part Skim String-Cheese? I think that would be yummy. And throw in some Hyper-Crackers as well.

edit on 6/27/2011 by this_is_who_we_are because: tylopoes



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 06:30 AM
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PMSL!

I just finished reading the other bunk thread named "I Am A Scientist" - The writer thinks he knows what the governments, giant corporations and secret societies of this world have up their respective sleeves; just because he spent 10 years researching string theory.

As if he's some kind of authority on cutting edge technology research spanning all continents...

Now that is Hilarious!

Again, pmsl (thanks for that)

S&F

Thanks n best,

R



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 06:54 AM
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Originally posted by this_is_who_we_are
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Can you 'splain your work on String-Cheese Theory, Pacicifically Low Moisture Part Skim String-Cheese? I think that would be yummy. And throw in some Hyper-Crackers as well.

edit on 6/27/2011 by this_is_who_we_are because: tylopoes


think ya gotta have some coon, type with dat...

de racoon type.....




posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 07:24 AM
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Originally posted by kurifuri
Moduli really pissed you people off, didn't he?

*yawn* Seriously why even bother?


He didn't really upset anyone to the degree you may think. He did initially offend many with the arrogant approach though, which is completely understandable as there are a few academics here behaving in the same manner.

Why bother? For giggles man.. lighten up. I can laugh at others equally as well as I can laugh at myself.

Back on topic....

Cathematics and cat + toast = antigravity



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 08:08 AM
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pentylmethoxyphenylacetofluropentynapthoyC2H50H23


If you add an extra hydrogen atom and subtract the phenylaceto and replace it with some hornswaggle it makes fairy floss.

True story.



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 08:16 AM
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If I take blue then I am boy, if I take pink I am a girl...

So ... is hornswaggle a colorless additive? Must be PC an all these days.....



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 08:21 AM
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Hornswaggle is a shetland wrestler...



Screw being PC



edit on 27/6/11 by Chadwickus because: shilaleigh



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 08:40 AM
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OMGAWD



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 09:03 AM
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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!!
OMG my side hurts!!!!!



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 09:08 AM
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Does it matter what type of bread is used? Does one specific cat breed work better than others?
Say I used rye bread toast and a Persian kitten........would my result be different than say, pumpernickel toast and a Siamese kitten?



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 09:21 AM
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I do not believe you. You are most probably a scientist.



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 10:30 AM
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i sense that you know many things, so i must ask grass hopper, but why do the big wheel bikes have a seam in the middle of the tire? i always get blow outs when i skid!www.youtube.com...



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 11:25 AM
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I always thought it was when you went through a puddle, your mother could always track you by the thin string like lines



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