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Well.... short of an Eastern Standard Time Rapture (because we all know the world revolves around the Bible Belt), I think its official..... Harold Camping was wrong...........again...

To that I Tell Harold Camping:

Guys, it's going to be ok. The rapture-ship is late... but top men are working on it:

Hey come on guys.... Cheer up, It's not the end of the world......

Its now 22nd of May, We survived!

Now, lets get that sucker

Anyone know if the TSA is handling security for the Rapture? If they are I think I'd rather just skip the whole thing and stay on Earth.

I laugh in all the faces of those that actually believed this

You deserve nothing short for actually believing such a fairy tale. The rapture is coming? From the mouth of a man?! hahaha

buhbye^^

Well that was my most disappointing rapture yet... I'm going to file a formal complaint!

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haha, yeah, you'll get kicked out of heaven for having explosive material on you

Jesus wouldn't let me bring my cat

Originally posted by David291
I laugh in all the faces of those that actually believed this

I would really like to know how many that would be.
I have no idea how many truly believed it would happen.

I'm sure some still believe that it will happen, later today.
Maybe the dead don't wanna climb up out of the ground, until after sunset.

The first reports are coming out of New Zealand.... and the news doesn't look good...

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Ah crap, I'm in a lot of trouble then. I had a Homewrecker Burrito yesterday from Moe's - those are pretty explosive.

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Apparently this is how they're cleaning up the left-behinders.

vimeo.com...

Originally posted by Terrormaster
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Apparently this is how they're cleaning up the left-behinders.
vimeo.com...

That's frackin' HELLarious! However; don't forget that cat's are subject to the Lord's calling as well

Feline Rapture...

Armageddon...

Originally posted by Konah
Jesus wouldn't let me bring my cat

At least He let you come back to take a picture!

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Oh they were probably the first to go. These guys probably had a few more lives left and got sent back on cleanup detail.

This guy is the incarnate of a douche.

My face is aching from laughing.

Originally posted by Terrormaster
Anyone know if the TSA is handling security for the Rapture? If they are I think I'd rather just skip the whole thing and stay on Earth.

Exactly! Must JC pass through a scanner or be subjected to molestation when crossing the border from the spiritual world?!

double post.