What are you doing for Rapture Saturday ?

Just in case i can get a last minute ticket, i will spend Rapture Saturday:

-avoiding dead pigs

-trying not to consume shellfish

-stoning homosexuals and other sinners

-cultivating my stubble

-avoiding menstruating females

-wearing garments of only one kind of thread

-burning a bull or two on the altar

If i'm still here on sunday evening, i'll drown my sorrows with 2 bottles of Jesus Juice

I'm going to spray paint "FALSE RELIGION" on some of them billboards in my town.

Well... I got nothing better else to do other than just going to work. So yeah ... I'll be going to work. Nothing else.

I will be so mad if i get raptured on Saturday, Im still waiting on the last harry potter movie to come out an dance with dragons the book I been waiting for 5 years to come and both are due out mid July. God can u please wait till after july 15th

Maybe you will be sleeping...

Doesn't it "come like a thief in the night"?

Personally I will be sleeping as I work midnights so unless it happens at 4am I won't even know

What I am really looking forward to in all this is Sunday.. watching the reactions of the old man who spent millions to make his prediction go viral-and somehow give it a modicum of credibility just because he advertised.

I'll spend the day training my dog to scare scare away the folks who travel door to door peddling their self serving religion. Then I'll spend some time relaxing and trying to figure out where i'm gonna cut corners to pay for next years $3000.00 heating season.Turn on the news and yell "BS" at every news story they report till i cant take it anymore. Then i'll jump on the net and find out whats really going on in the world. I'll use that information to try and figure out how to avoid some of the ever increasing number of laws that would deem me a potential domestic terrorist or mentally ill while I also thank god that at least one percent of the people in this country don't have money problems. Then I'll drive some screws into my thumb and call it a day.

reply to post by Silend


Must not be a very good Christian then....shouldn't you be in the "new world"? Or explaining to God why you did all the bad things you did?

reply to post by pez1975


Hahahaha....so true...so true!

Hang, I've been waiting on the Ron Weinland stuff (end of world May 2012) and only realized this was a date put forward recently by another failed prophet.

If there is anyone who believes in this date, really believes in it, I mean would stake their life on it, let me know here, I'll send a private message with my bank details and you can transfer what you've got to me as I can get the Range Rover Vogue on Monday.

I'm going to guess there will be no takers because like with Ron Weinland supporters, they don't 'really' believe it they are just headging their bets.

reply to post by KicknAndScreamin


HAHAHAHA......TOTALLY what I am doing! If would give you more stars if I could!!!!

The religious might give it time, those that are Christians who live by the spirit won't as they know no one can know the day or hour.

For those that dn't believe in God etc etc, the Bible itself teaches that no one will know. It says even Christ himself doesn't know (the one who is supossed to return) until the Father gives the nod, so how could anyone else know?

All who say there he is or he's coming on this date are frauds even though they claim to know the God of the Bible, the very Bible that says the opposite of what these so called religious people are saying.

Probably gonna be writing or reading a PDF nothing much

To you people who read this thread...
1 Timothy 4:9-12 Faithful is the saying and worthy of all welcome for this we are are toiling and being reproached, that we rely on the living God, WHO IS THE SAVIOUR OF ALL MEN, ESPECIALLY OF BELIEVERS.these things be charging and teaching.

And this scripture right here is the kicker....

1 Corinthians 5:22 "For as in Adam, ALL die. Even so, through Christ ALL shall be made alive."
Now because Adam sinned, ALL humans die. And because Jesus gave his life, ALL shall live again. If you keep reading to verse 23 it tells how it will happen.
Verse 23" But every man in HIS OWN ORDER (or time) etc etc.....

Just ask yourself simple questions like...
1. God commands us to love our enemies, but he will burn his for eternity?
2. A billion years before God created Adam he knew exactly how many people would go to a supposed hell. And Christianity teaches that most do not go to heaven. So God would still create Adam and Eve knowing that 90 % of humanity will burn FOREVER.

I wouldn't bow to a God who does that. This would also mean that God IS A FAILURE if the creator of all things cannot save his own people from destruction.

There are many other scriptures that support this claim. Too many to list here. Google some of this stuff and you will see. Start here. Some good stuff.

www.bibletruths.com...

NO SUCH THING AS THE RAPTURE EITHER!!!

I will be doing exactly what I am doing right now, drinking myself into oblivion. Of course i will wait until my son's graduation into the seventh grade. But, yes, I will drink myself to sleep as I do every night I don't have him. But that is me.

reply to post by rigel4


While it's Saturday in the US, it's Sunday here in NZ.

I'll probably go to church & then go out & have lunch with some friends and then we'll probably play a little music before we retire for the evening.

As far as the Rapture happening:

Is May 21st Judgement Day?

What You Need to Know About Date Setting by Dr. H.L. Willmington

No doubt one of the most anticipated day thus far in this century was Friday, April 29, when William and Kate were married at Westminster Abbey in London. Literally hundreds of millions viewed this around the world. But according to an 89-year old former civil engineer by the name of Harold Camping, there is another day that, in his opinion, will be more significant than any other in all of human history! On that day, Saturday, May 21, 2011, at 6:00 PM sharp Pacific Standard Time, Jesus Himself will return and the Rapture will occur! His, of course, is only one of many false prophecies in regard to Jesus' return. He also predicted the same thing in 1994.

Past False Prophecies

2800 B.C.: The oldest surviving prediction of the world's imminent demise was found inscribed upon an Assyrian clay tablet which stated, “Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common.” Wherever more than two people over 30 are gathered together, expect to hear remarkably similar sentiments.

Second Century A.D.: The Montanists, founded around A.D. 155 by a man called Montanus, were perhaps the first recognizable Christian end-of-the-world cult. They believed that Christ's triumphant return was imminent and established a base in Anatolia (699 A.D), central Turkey, where they anxiously waited for doomsday.

1284: Pope Innocent III predicted Christ's second coming would occur in this year. He based his prediction on the date of the inception of the Muslim faith, then added 666 years to that.

February 1, 1524: Panicked by predictions made by a group of London astrologers, some 20,000 people abandoned their homes and fled to high ground in anticipation of a second great flood that was predicted to start from the Thames.

1556: Martin Luther felt this might be the year.

1715: Isaac Newton thought Christ would return.

1792: Shakers predicted the end of the world.

1914: Jehovah's Witnesses have set several dates for the prophetic end-1914, 1915, 1918, 1919, 1920, 1925, 1941, 1975, and 1994.

1844: Baptist preacher William Miller predicted Jesus would return to upstate New York on October 22, 1844. This became known in American history as the “Great Disappointment.”

1988: There was even a major book titled 88 Reasons Why Christ Will Return in 1988, by Edgar Whisenant. The following year he published 89 Reasons Why Christ Will Return in 1989, claiming to have been slightly off on his calculations. Make that twice.

Well, how does God view all this nonsense? Actually, His Son provided the answer some 2,000 years ago!

• Matt. 25:13, ESV “Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour.”

• Mark 13:32, 33 “But concerning that day or that hour, no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard, keep awake. For you do not know when the time will come.” By the way, the Father already has that day marked on His heavenly calendar!

• Acts 17:31, ESV “Because he has fixed a day on which he will judge the world in righteousness by a man whom he has appointed; and of this he has given assurance to all by raising him from the dead.”

This Saturday, my friends and I are having a Judgement Day party.
We'll be playing pin yourself in the lake of fire.
You're all welcome to party down

Even I know Jesus said that the rapture cannot be predicted, and anyone claims who does is lying in the bible, and I am an atheist. Just goes to show how much you know of your own religion!

My spiritual experience of the rapture will actually begin on friday night. I plan to sleep all day friday, wake up in the evening, and begin the journey of bar hopping all night (without eating breakfast).

During the journey of bar hopping, I plan to punch atleast 1 of my friends in the face, break up with my girlfriend, and somehow not pee on myself. Ill fall asleep around 6am saturday, wasted out of my goddam mind.

Around 5pm saturday, I will wake up, make stool, shotgun a beer or 2, and think to myself....."wtf happened last night?" Then, after around 10 minutes of making stool out of both ends, I will calmly lay myself back down to sleep.


if i could give myself 100 stars......

I shall wake up late, have some yummy lunch and then plan my day from there ...

Coz in reality ... It's just another Saturday

Nothing will happen, no psycho theories will come true ...

LIKE ALWAYS!!!

reply to post by chr0naut


It will happen May 21st at 6pm YOUR local time. I want someone in NZ to put up a live webcam feed for is to see.