What are you doing for Rapture Saturday ?

Well it's that time again, yes folks it almost Saturday the 21st of May in the year 2011.
The day that the rapture begins. What will you folks be doing for the show.

I will be sitting on my computer watching some nasty fights develop over " Nothing to see here scenarios",
taking place right here on ATS.

Some of you may be taking in a movie or buying souvenirs, it's all possible on Rapture Saturday.

You could even go on the shopping spree of a lifetime, yes that’s right shop like there's no tomorrow.

Headline.........." It's the sale of the century... Hurry one day only folks"

Well That's all folks, see you at church on Sunday.

I think I'll down 3 or so bottles of the blood of Christ.
You know.. just in case it helps somehow.

Uhmm, Just like always. breakfast, throwing some rocks maybe. yeah thats it nothing much.
Relaxing,

Ah yeah and i will be on forum to just like every day

(i'm a Christian though)

Saturday ? I have an exam.

So you won't be hoping for an uplifting experience?

I will be waking up on that morning, fully expecting to see hundreds of children popping out of existence just before the global quake hits. Then I will put on my cowboy hat and ride it out yelling "YEEE HAAAW!!!" at the top of my lungs...

Well, honestly, I'm probably going to be partaking of some good spirits, having a BBQ, and watching the news stories flood out looking for something else to happen instead. If nothing happens, well, I'll have one sweet BBQ.

And heck, I'm a Christian. Not "rapture-ready" at all. Don't even believe in it.

Something may happen Saturday, but it want be millions of people flying away to any Heaven...Millions may leave the planet that day, but it will be by death due to a disaster....not by a man called jesus coming in the clouds to rescue them....

I'll probably end up staying in, ordering some pizza and sucking down a couple of doobies

Elks convention weekend....we go together, or stay together. See you at the hospitality room.

I'll be at work!

reply to post by masqua


I illke the sound of that, I'm a bit more moderate though , and would prefer the boxcar hobo exit.

Cue..........Train horns ... me and fleet sticking out of box car as it heads west into hell.

I'll be sitting at home watching baseball, drinking beer, and snickering like hell at all the people that gave away their life savings over this date (like the jack-hole in New York).

For me its almost time to cut hay, so I will be helping a neighbor rebuild his tractor in time to cut. I imagine I will be sippin' a little kentucky shine and just enjoying being alive and unafraid.

So you won't be hoping for an uplifting experience?

Well, i don't now. o yeah i forgot one thing. i will be reading Matthew 24:36 loud.

(if i don't forget it lol)

reply to post by KILL_DOGG


Lols , hope it wakes some peeps up though
and starts them on a path of true enlightenment...

ie reality

At the shooting range zeroing in my new scope.

I'm still trying to find someone to let me observe them all day. Not finding much luck with anyone I know, that would be deemed worthy. I am offering to bring popcorn if anyone knows anyone.

It''ll be like any other Saturday for me.

And the rest of the world.

reply to post by endgame211


I was hoping i would here a response like yours.. oh joy
Enjoy the BBQ.
Have a beer for me and ma dog.