What are you doing for Rapture Saturday ?

Getting a double root canal, removing two teeth, and having a bone-scraping cyst removed thursday. (I know, too much information) So I'll be high on vicodin or whatever they give me.
Saturday I'll be drooling and staring at my hand.

reply to post by chiefsmom


Stalker

2nd

What are you doing for Rapture Saturday ?

A birthday party and a BBQ.

P.s. If kids start disappearing at the BBQ, I will freak...
Yay for an open bar.

Hopefully I will be at the pond fishing. Maybe I will get lucky and hook into that monster bass lurking under a tree stump, I know he is out there just calling my name and taunting me

reply to post by beezzer


Nothing new there then.....
Just another Saturday.

I'm going to start out with a hearty breakfast followed by hours of yardwork. After that, I'm going to brew a nice wheat ale.

Can it get any better?

I'll be preparing to preach on Sunday...going over my message, making sure it's what I really want for my first post-Rapture sermon. Then, at 6 pm (the time it's all supposed to go down - I'm assuming that's Eastern time), I'll sit back and wait for 6:01 to come. Because my interest isn't in the Rapture occurring or not occurring (which, of course, it won't)... my interest is in the excuses that Harold Camping and his flock will come up with to explain the failure of their prophecy. I'm considering buying a DVR for the occasion.

reply to post by rigel4


I hope you are not taking the stuff you read here as "reality" because it pretty far from it..

As for me not much, nothing happens on sundays this one will be no different.

Originally posted by rigel4
reply to post by beezzer

 

Nothing new there then.....
Just another Saturday.

edit on 17-5-2011 by rigel4 because: (no reason given)

Yeah, pretty much.

reply to post by lostsock


Be careful .. all is not what is seems under that pond.
That could be a reptoid you stalk.. it may be stalking you
by thought control, willing you to put your rod in the water

reply to post by rigel4

What are you doing for Rapture Saturday?

I have an elderly mother who listens to the voice of this rapture. His name is... Herald Camping, if I am not mistaken. We have spoken about this often, ever since he put it out months ago. We both agree that he seems to favor his version of biblical math over the scripture that states that no one, not even Christ, knows the exact moment when this will occur.

Only God the Father does.

But that being what it is, how can any of us ourselves know when and if we would be ready for the end?

As in, 'The End'. Period.

We are simply not smart enough to claim we have all the answers to all the questions of existence. Regardless of whether you are an evolutionist or creationist or something else, mankind has been here before. We once were quite comfortable with a flat world at the center of the universe. There was a time when science was absolutely sure that heavier-than-air flight was an impossibility. And then there were those who were known to fear riding on the first trains because it was assured that your skin would fly from your bones at 45 mph!

So, come Saturday... who will be ready? Who among us can claim the ultimate, intimate knowledge of the universe?

Or should I perhaps reword that to say... who here is foolish enough to stake that claim?

Best

reply to post by CLPrime


Um.. Excuse are as follows

God hates me ......... # probs number one

God Loves me and postponed

God deleted his calendar

"You can't handle the truth" oopsy wrong episode.

All the above , but lol anyway

Isn't the Rapture nothing more than lore interpretated by inept people?

Anyway... The Premiership comes to a conclusion on Saturday so I think Sky Sports is my likely destination. And if the Rapture does occur... I'll eat my shoes, socks and undies and post the results right here on ATS!!

Look on the bright side too... No more Bible Bashers!! AWESOME!!

I'll be spinning Blondie's Rapture at 5 to 6 at volume 20 just to p**s off the neighbours, (the're heathens). But mostly looking forward to H, Camping and co 's explanation when it doesnt arrive.

well first i need to purify my body with palm oil

then i have to don my linen gowns, new nike's and drink some kool aid

Oh, wait, that's not till monday

reply to post by Xcellante


Lol

Luv it man

I'll most likely be with some buddies on the bikes if it's nice out. Spend some time with the wife getting the house cleaned up to make room for the baby shower gifts we are getting on Sunday. Ummmm, my seawall should be done so I'll probably also be doing some landscaping along the lake. Oh yeah, I'm also getting a massage at 9am so I'll be nice and chill when Geezus comes flying out of the sky.

Originally posted by ShogunAssassins
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I hope you dont plan to use any form of health insurance for that, also i hope you plan to pay full top dollar price Mr. Tea Party.

edit on 17-5-2011 by ShogunAssassins because: (no reason given)

Paying cash. I walk the walk, Scooter.

Just an FYI, most places offer a discount if you pay cash.

reply to post by LadySkadi




Hand out fliers at the party to remind the kids to take their mess with them!!



Messy so and so's. Hey thats a point... I won't have to get my other half a pressie on her Birthday!

RESULT!!!

I can't see this one going pear shaped!