The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

reply to post by woogleuk


Same here - it's overcast, so I can't see the sky for the light show. As a matter of fact, even when it's clear I can't see much of the sky. Have to lay flat on my back at high noon (which is a frequent occurrence) just to see the sun.

I'm operating on the theory that what I can't see can't see me, either, so the Gloom N Doom Monsters will likely miss me in their rampage. On the outside chance that I've miscalculated, the rum is my backup plan...

I got the Koolaid.
Food in the room.

Popcorn is popping.

Guns in the corner.

Cold beer in the fridge.

Hot babe in the bed.

ATS for news

Bring on the gloom and doom.

I'm ready........

Originally posted by beezzer
The same way I felt after the failed "beezzer rebellion" of 2010

beezzer...

Losing an argument with the wife about the right to put your feet up on the coffee table isnt much of a rebellion.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by mamabeth
Have you ever heard this song?
Tinkie Winkie,Dipsy,LaLa,Po,teletubbies say hello

OK

That's it!

Will somebody keep mama away from the punch?!

She's obviously had a bit too much.

Not me. Last time I tried to shoo her away from it, she whacked me with a broom, and started singing that Teletubbies song!

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by beezzer
I got another request from a fan!

I hate you, I find you disgusting and I want to ki-. . .

Ooops, wrong letter.

Sorry you had to see that. It's my Ex-wife an ATS Critic of mine.

I think it's a form letter - I get about 3 a day.

Originally posted by jam321
I got the Koolaid.

I've got arthritis.

Food in the room.

Food on my t-shirt.

Popcorn is popping.

So are my knees.

Guns in the corner.

I just have a large stick that I wave when I say, "get off my lawn!"

Cold beer in the fridge.

That's where I keep my worm medicine for my cat.

Hot babe in the bed.

Me too. She says it's menopause though.

ATS for news

I get my news from the local laundrymat. Plus free dryer sheets. (SCORE!)

Bring on the gloom and doom.

I'm ready........

Wait a sec, just need one more drink.

And a hotpocket.

okay okay okay okay....

I'm off to work soon but when I get back, oh...in about four and a half hours, I will be "officially" on holiday vacations for a week, and plan to drink a little tonight ( okay maybe more and only after I get back ) and then I plan to go to bed a little wasted ( okay maybe more and maybe not alone ) and then I won't have to listen to that damn clock waking me up tomorrow morning at 5:00...if all goes according to plan...

Now...

If it doesn't go according to plan and we ALL die, oh...in about twelve and a half hours, then really...royally...

I'M GONNA be Pissed !!!!

Sidenote...how did I ever miss this thread???

S&F for making me laugh so hard !!!

Originally posted by antar
So happy to find this reply from you Slayer, with this mega thread it is a pleasant surprise, thank you for all you have done this to enlighten my reading experiences and to keep wonder in my heart.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

(Now where is my Christmas card!!!)

beezzer absconded it with him into the John. Said something about needing some light reading...
I didn't bother retrieving it.

I'm sure you understand...

You're out of clean towels also.

it would appear that my own personal doomsday comes in the form of:

a. wild chickens; they have decended upon my garden and pecked the crap out of it. I have made a live trap and intend to eat them over the holidays.

b. Christmas candy. Ohhhh, my achin' stomach. I think I always knew on some level that divinity candy was e-vile.

c. The supply barge to our sleepy little islands arrived late, due to rough seas. I need cheese to survive the apocalypse. There is only cheddar. Parmagheddon.

Originally posted by beezzer
You're out of clean towels also.

I just checked....

By the way you left raisins on the floor AGAIN!

I hate to say it but I haven't read the whole thread. Can someone bring me up to speed? Is it a vigil thread like this one?
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Originally posted by argentus
it would appear that my own personal doomsday comes in the form of:

a. wild chickens; they have decended upon my garden and pecked the crap out of it. I have made a live trap and intend to eat them over the holidays.

Farmagheddon.

b. Christmas candy. Ohhhh, my achin' stomach. I think I always knew on some level that divinity candy was e-vile.

Pepperidge Farm-agheddon.

c. The supply barge to our sleepy little islands arrived late, due to rough seas. I need cheese to survive the apocalypse. There is only cheddar. Parmagheddon.

Parmagheddon! Love it!

Originally posted by argentus
a. wild chickens; they have decended upon my garden and pecked the crap out of it. I have made a live trap and intend to eat them over the holidays.

Great survival tactic!

b. Christmas candy. Ohhhh, my achin' stomach. I think I always knew on some level that divinity candy was e-vile.

Yes, but,

There is always room for jello shooters...

c. The supply barge to our sleepy little islands arrived late, due to rough seas. I need cheese to survive the apocalypse. There is only cheddar. Parmagheddon.

I see Captain Morgon started early again.
No, He can't have any Horse tacos not after a night of heavy drinking and all that cheese.

I suggest a pot of black coffee.

Originally posted by Phage
I hate to say it but I haven't read the whole thread. Can someone bring me up to speed? Is it a vigil thread like this one?
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Slayer's Doom Party.

Don't eat the fondue. Carl barfed in it.

Mamabeth is slow dancing with TinkeyWinkey, but that's where you'll find the punch.

For the hard stuff, we're in the library discussing lofty ideas and smoking all of Slayer's Cuban cigars.



Don't mind Neo on the roof. He's got a sniper rifle and keeping us safe from zombies.

reply to post by beezzer

Last time I had fondue I burned my lip so no worries about that.
Don't like punch.
I'll go for the hard stuff but I can't handle cigar smoke. I'll just grab a bottle and go keep Neo company.

Oh. Better give me the password before I head up there.

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by beezzer

 

Last time I had fondue I burned my lip so no worries about that.
Don't like punch.
I'll go for the hard stuff but I can't handle cigar smoke. I'll just grab a bottle and go keep Neo company.

Oh. Better give me the password before I head up there.

Oh right. The password is

Oh for the love of god please don't shoot me!!!!

Originally posted by Phage
I hate to say it but I haven't read the whole thread. Can someone bring me up to speed?

Ok where to begin....


beezzer left raisins in the Bathroom AGAIN, mamabeth was dancing on the table singing twinkle twinkle little naughty rabbit booboo, I got some holiday mail from the Ex-Wife [Thanks for posting that beezz] Neno was running around in fishnets. [We've been humoring him about it being survival gear] beked has been chasing beezzer around with a meat clever and a bag of carrots. Klassified is on the roof buck naked and wont come down. [his neighbors called the local air force base reporting a blinding white flash from his homes direction - the Boy needs a tan]

Antar bribed her kids with Violent Video games so she could gab it up with family fireside. We all think Neo96 should lay off the punch and sonnny1 is AWOL.

Me?

I'm on a fresh pot of Coffee with a Bottle in reserve for this evening....

reply to post by beezzer

Not good. With a mouthful of peanuts that might sound like:

AARRRGGGHHHMFMP