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Official Statement of Claim
Originally posted by Astyanax
Official Statement of Claim
I hereby claim to be the first investigator to have identified a new form of divination: sohoscopy.
Sohoscopy is the act of interpreting images created by SOHO and other Sun-observing satellites in order to foretell the future (which is apparently full of catastrophic solar events, alien invasions and suchlike). Its practitioners use various arcane systems of interpretation