Owners of AboveTopSecret.com Announce Their Candidacy For President of the United States.

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You can thank KingLizard..

However I'm easily swayed with flattery...

You got some chocolate with that brown nose?

One of the many reasons i love this site

I would totally vote for you guys

Somebody get a mod quick, this thread belongs in the HOAX bin.

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The edit tag says it all ...

edit on 2011-3-31 by EnhancedInterrogator because: Because I'm an angry person that get's his kicks taking out his frustrations on newbs!

reply to post by SkepticOverlord


The T.E.A.T. Party?

Suckling on the teat of corruption and or financing it to begin with.

Reminds me of this video.

Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News


How droll to feed trolls.

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/ddfd0b83f8d4.jpg[/atsimg]

Just do not feed them it is cruel and live shorter lives.

you get a complimentary Nobel Peace Prize for ur Presidential campaign

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Could be the WHATS party..
White House Above Top Secret Party..

On;y problem I see is if you keep it Secret, who's gonna vote??

This thread is approved and endorsed by Billy Myer's ray-gun and the good folks down at the local tin foil hat wearer's union #36.


Show em your T.E.A.T.s in 2012!!

Oh wait, so I see how this works-

The owners are pres
The Admins will be advisors
The Supermods will be the cabinet
The Mods will be Joint chiefs of Staff
And the members? Ha, we get to be the Congress!

Only one problem though: Val's too darn smart to be just the first lady!

This is gonna be one helluva Chem-paign Trail and I bet the other guys are scrambling knowing they just lost the Reptillian vote.

Those are not TEATs, they are pork belly ticklers.

Even though their show sucked and they were canceled, I prefer to vote for the Conspiracy Chicks, since they are both a lot easier on the eyes. No offense, but having to look at your two mugs for four years is nothing short of cruel and unusual punishment.

DO IT!!! Run like the wind!!

Originally posted by boncho
Somebody get a mod quick, this thread belongs in the HOAX bin.

Hoax? There are no hoaxes on ATS!
Although, I haven't seen a twitter-storm on this yet.
That would guarantee it's 100% legit!
(in which case, I stick to my "US Political Madness" characterization)

reply to post by SkepticOverlord
Will you still correct problems with my threads.

Oh wait, it will not matter.

I pity the foo.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol they would be right up there with some of our best leaders I'm sure but man would they have a lot of work to do. Have a happy April fools everyone!

www.therewillbeno2013.com...

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Hopefully your words are not harbingers of truth..April fools to you too!

I was going to vote for Cthulhu in 2012, but I'm liking what T.E.A.T. has to offer. You guys have got my vote!

I wanna cabinet post! Or can I be an ambassador?