ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

originally posted by: Aleister
banned for lying like a dog about sugar being the most destructive force in the universe - it's the most destructive force in the multiverse!

True. I can't ban you for catching a mistake like that. So I'm going to self ban.

a reply to: FlyersFan

Banned for being caught between Saccharin and sugar , two evil sandwich that it is..

I could be pushed to use the former if pushed, and is more tolerable



tempted by a lesser evil maybe ? @D

funbox

originally posted by: FlyersFan
a reply to: funbox

Banned for making me sad ... reminding me of being in limbo .. and for not being able to get your chocolate walnut brownies. (which I couldn't eat anyways, because of my sjogrens).

BUT ... I'll share some mint chocolate chip fudge with you while you are banned.

Banned for only offering candy to one person, instead of the entire community. You know better. If you don't bring enough for all, then don't give it to anyone. You know your mother taught you better than that.

I would have liked some of that myself....... but nooooo.. Banned for lack of generosity and disregard for the candy-craving of others.

a reply to: ladyinwaiting

banned for disregarding my brownies above, see below



funbox

a reply to: funbox

What? you've got to be kidding me. Banned? Me, who is so kind and good to everyone?

Unthinkable! For doing the unthinkable, BANNED!

a reply to: ladyinwaiting

gaffer tape doesn't mind you being kind and good, all it cares about is bondage !

*a rather elegant portal appears , small birds and pixies flutter out of it .. 14 rather maschistly dressed mfb's step hither and drag lady in waiting from the corner , to the rather large pulsating ball of body's and gaffer tape *

kind and good ...yet still banned

butterballbox

originally posted by: funbox
butterballbox

It's spring and you just made me think of Thanksgiving. I love that time of year and now I'm missing it because I was reminded of it. BANNED.

a reply to: FlyersFan

ive got a good distraction from your reminising.. and ,you being a MOD an all,.. would you kindly help me remove my avatars tongue from the screen ? its been stuck to it quite some time now, and I feel it getting beyond the point of joke

wd40 might help , but surely , if you undertake this mission and fail ...well,.. a banning it will be

*a pre-recorded prerecording of an mfb, that was once inadvertently recorded during a recorded grand recorder recital , steps uncertainly through a photocopied dehydrated boil in the bag portal and delivers flysfan a pre-recorded preBanning in Gminor*

funbox

a reply to: funbox

Have you tried the Fisher Price * emergency kit for glued to glass body parts * baby ??

Bet it works on tongues, but try not to swallow the acid flesh seperation from offending objects solution.
It sure burns like hell....

Oh, you could try it on your left foot stuck to the mini-fridge as well, must be quite a drag having to take it shopping & stuff !!
Tho it was handy for ice-creams in summer !!

But whatever you do baby, DO NOT use it on your nose stuck to the big red doorknob. Reading the instructions, it could have an adverse effect on your breathing, especially if the nostrils disintegrate.

Good luck baby.....

a reply to: uk today

o I got bored of waiting and snipped the end off , did I miss something amusing today ? :/
but I can think of having a small fridge stuck to your foot whilst shopping quite useful ;D

banned Baby, for trying to subject me to jnr fisher price without first , burying me in the ground and using a 3 foot touch paper, * f.p-junior safety contacts, supplied*

funbox

a reply to: funbox

Sounds like it was snip snip snip and off with the tip

But it was naughty to issue that ban,
makes you a very, very bad man !!

You need to cancel it real soon,
or I'll curse you with snow in June

Your whiskers will freeze, on the arctic breeze,
frostbite in summer with a winter sneeze !!

So if Mr bunfox wants sun and a tan,
instead of huddling over an electric fan,
he needs to remove the ban so unfair,
or its thermals ahoy, so defo beware !!

a reply to: uk today

dark Princess of winter cold ,
don't unleash the winters told

racing to create the icy blight
bunfox gets a whitey fright
pink eye blazing right through the night
bans un-told his only respite

so to take this ban from this night's bane
microfunbox, makes it plain
a snap, a twang, the rubber splits
and now in un-bannedness, she does sit


funbox

a reply to: funbox

Good, you un-banned me

But, it was outside the un-banning perimeters, and the chance to undo the evil ban had expired 24 seconds prior to the action being taken !!
Which makes it invalid baby.....worthless as all politicians on the planet

Banned for failure to carry out missions in the allocated timeframe

a reply to: uk today

*funbox revs up the time machine , and idly picks up the jnr book of historical chocolate invention, removes the foil wrapping and searches for the inventor of the cream egg *


Banned for tempting me

funbox

a reply to: funbox

Banned for failure to protect the endangered creme egg species from self-destruction





Like eggy lemmings to the slaughter baby

Your ALL BANNED. NO INTERNET FOR YOU. Come back 2 years.

a reply to: uk today

Banned for missing HP sauce , or do these suicidal eggs provide a helping of the brownstuff before they jump into the pan with the lard ?

i tried one , and don't think much of the alterations .. trust the Americans to destroy the recipe

funbox

a reply to: funbox

finblocks and uclaytoday banned for not getting a room and going all goo-goo eyed at each other in threadpublic. New guy banned because new guy.

a reply to: Aleister

banned for making E.t real and using your E>T power to envelope the inventor of the cream egg in an impenetrable time bubble made from cooking foil*

funbox

*cooking foil made from 'ground up new-guy turtle'

originally posted by: LA1IMPALA
Your ALL BANNED. NO INTERNET FOR YOU. Come back 2 years.

You have got it all wrong Mr new guy.
Moi will explain how it all goes down.

Mr Foxbun and the other dude, Mr Holyscare, need to be banned for eternity.

I remain here to protect the thread in their infinite absence.

Hope that clarifies the situation.