ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

a reply to: Aleister


A business Ban Aleister , yes indeed , what business I do not know? but She's not been tempted to lay the ban hammer, so im having to have to ban you again dear Aleister , for not knowing the phrase

'no kitty ,its a bad kitty'

tweakedbox

a reply to: funbox

A banning I will go, a banning I will go, hi ho scenario, a banning I will go --- banned, banished, banboozled, and ban-o-rama.

A random picture of a horse:




(you can't see it, because you're bannnnnnnnned to beat the bannnnnnnd)

a reply to: Aleister

I can't see this friggin horse....and I am SO not banned !!

So this invisible horse is defo invisible to both the banned and unbanned, which makes your ban to bunfox a total waste of invisible horsey time

So YOU are now banned, and your penance is this invisible pic of a skunk dancing around a tree trunk, acting rather drunk !!!

Here it is....

Ooooops forgot you can't see it !!
Bummer

a reply to: uk today

a super-licence is needed for playing with horses that can dodge in and out of the *framerate of reality*, do you have one ? I suspect not !

the application can be found on the hugely transparent internet

*requires *jnrfisherprice's 3dsafety goggles to perceive**

**may require corrective surgery*** after use**

***surgery may involve untested senior fisherprice products*******

**** products maybe subject to change without notice****

*****box

a reply to: funbox

Banned forthwith for using way too many of these things: *******

a reply to: funbox

Those safety goggles suck !!

Fisher price suck !!

Plus corrective surgery sucks !!

Look....



I BAN THEE !!

a reply to: uk today

This ban is an easy one, like sledding downhill when others want to sled uphill. Banned for ignoring my existence and not banning me, but skipping over me like a puddle that's not quite frozen but just enough so you can walk on it without getting your feet wet. Banned as well, for good measure, for making me and the other fine citizens of ATS look at a creature with eyes as big as saucers (not even flying saucers, but saucers just sitting there in a head). So long, been good to know y9u. Don't let the ban door hit you on your way south. (listens to uk today's footsteps walking away, hears the ban door open, then it closes and hits her on the way south, hahahahahaha, it's good to ban, when you can, and if she tries to come back oh man oh man she'll again be banned)

a reply to: Aleister

Pah, this is what we think of your ban door !!

It's pussy rubbish as hell !!

a reply to: uk today

Climb in the Ban Boat and sail away for both posting a very interesting but disturbing video of a cat that knows how to knock on doors (what a neighborhood annoyance that little lion would be) plus making me totally miss, in the past and because of its size, that the heart on your avatars arm is actually beating.

a reply to: Aleister

My beating heart has been a beating all through this epic banathon !!

Plus, you should know that, being Cupid.
Or is it stoopid Coopid

Pah, whatever, the winged one is being exiled into the land of the banned, so get those wings a flappin baby !!

a reply to: uk today

Banning you because I feel like banning someone today. So hang the banning banner high, and grab a piece of cake and a gift bag on the way out. /sings to self: "A banning I will go, a banning I will go, hi ho a cherry-o a banning I will go."

a reply to: Aleister

I am banning you because i hated facing left handed pitchers . I guess that says something about them .Or me as i sucked against them .

a reply to: hutch622

You, sir, are banned from both ATS and the batter's box for not being able to hit left-handed pitching. To the minors for you, mister.

a reply to: Aleister

banned for having back to back mirrors within your mind , I suppose you can write backward forwards and with both hands simultaneously too... but

upsidedown mirrored> than fear not = no chance

else

banned

funbox

originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Aleister

I am banning you because i hated facing left handed pitchers . I guess that says something about them .Or me as i sucked against them .

Never admit you suck baby, cos suck admittance shows you could possibly be human.
We are not....even though Mr Funbox and especially Mr Pitcherman will deny all extraterrestrial connections

If you want evidence of this, here is a clue...

Aleister = ET IS REAL



uk* allaboardthemothership * today

a reply to: uk today

did you just turn Aleister into an Alien ?

explains his blue-it affinity though . I knew his enthusiasm *at the time * was so great, it could have only have meant recognition of a long distant relative .

ban hammer withheld for attempted disclosure !

funbox

a reply to: funbox

Banned baby for even mentioning the " disclosure " word !!

This is ATS, and disclosure will require much more proof than we are prepared to reveal.

Plus, if we did attempt to prove categorically that ET is alive and kicking on this thread, which is SO not going to happen, then aleister would deny it, everyone would believe him, we would be considered insane ( yeah I know we are really !! ) & our universal masters would be very, very, VERY, pee'd off with us !!

uk * stuckonplanetearth * today

a reply to: uk today

I ban uk today because: at first I didn't but then my dog ate a peanut, and just like the moon is going farther, well I had to break otherwise the bubble gum would have stuck and my shoe would have stayed glued to the elevator's ceiling, but notice how the graduation of despair didn't, so I signed but the waiter got into the way, and the boss was not on the menu anymore - this is how I realized that there was no such thing as an useful microwave, although relaxing kung-fu was still a minor detail to discuss at the meeting without oxygen but then I caught you in the act! You had a heart tattoo.

*an indiscript mfb covered in tar ,steps out of a concrete portal holding a trowl and wearing a wickedly hungry grin*

a reply to: uk today

it wasn't me that uncloaked Aleister/Etisreal , banned for blame transference , he hasn't posted since.. I do hope his not got into trouble with his galactic brothers ;D

no baby , you've got to be tactile with those engaged in reconnaissance, cant just go blundering conundrums around, without explicit permission of the eternal Richard Whiteley

what would Carol say ? o yeah

Banned

funbox

a reply to: swanne

What cheek.....infiltrating our alien communications thread with nothing short of gibberish banning excuses !!

If you are going to gibber, then do it properly baby...





uk * preferscatstotoddlersanyday *