ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

a reply to: Darkblade71

ahh...hahahaha....
Got any grapes?

Now, you my friend are BANNED because I had to watch the whole damn video to see how it ended!

Bum, bum, bum, bum....and she waddled away.

jacy

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Lord Masonicus, Lord Masonicus, wherefore art thou Lord Masonicus ???

* falls off the balcony in true shakespeare tragedy style *

Oh alas poor Lordy, no need for a ban,
you should have moved quicker, you silly royal man !!!

* brushes herself down & legs it with his crown *

It's a hot and sultry, thundering summer evening. I'm banning ALL of you so you can go get some summer ice cream and enjoy the thunder storms and the rain. Happy summer ....

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a reply to: FlyersFan

Hot and sultry there, you say?
While I sing "Rain, rain go away!"

Those thunderstorms, they make me fear...
That big tornados might appear.

So you enjoy your ice cream cones,
While I hide under big head-phones.

Cuz music soothes the savage breast,
And YOU are banned now with the rest.

jacy-banneth-all

a reply to: jacygirl

You are banned for being an absentee parent and losing your dragons.

If only George Martin had written a Child Protective Services into his novels...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh dear Augustus...my dragons are not lost!
They are soaring high above The Shed doncha know? Keeping watch for evil ogres and slave-masters and such.
All Mommy has to say is, "Dracarys!" and my little flame-throwers know what to do.

George Martin should listen to George Michaels, and realize you gotta have "Faith".

Banned for even suggesting that my parenting skills are sub-par! Tsk.

jacygirl

a reply to: jacygirl

flying high above the Shed ? banned for fibs , I saw you chain two of them up under the temptation of scrag, I
n a cave , with an ' im o so sorry' look upon your face

also banned for not getting the dangerous one , you should have asked the goat herder if he had any other daughters to temp him down with ...banned for a lack of foresight in retrospect

funBox

originally posted by: funbox
a reply to: jacygirl

flying high above the Shed ? banned for fibs , I saw you chain two of them up under the temptation of scrag, I
n a cave , with an ' im o so sorry' look upon your face

also banned for not getting the dangerous one , you should have asked the goat herder if he had any other daughters to temp him down with ...banned for a lack of foresight in retrospect

funBox

Hot damn! You've been paying attention!
And don't you mock me! I WAS o so sorry...those are my BABIES!!!

I, Daenerys Targaryen...blah blah blah...and Mother of Dragons...ban YOU...for daring to mention the goat herder! Such insolence. I am your queen.
*strokes tentacle gently*
Don't make me say...."Dracarys..."

jacy-stormborn

originally posted by: jacygirl
*strokes tentacle gently*

You're banned for stroking your tentacle.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

banned , for not reading the 'joy of tentacle'

*a gargantuan funBox towers pixelated yet defined highe somewhere above the superhighway , in the digital distance he spys Jacy amongst the streams and bellows down to her in a quadratone voice

'Banned for birthing dragons, yet..how does the conception bit work again' ?

a cheekly perched microfb drops something from high above*

funbox

originally posted by: funbox
banned , for not reading the 'joy of tentacle'

Banned for not knowing The Joy of Tentacle was a memoir of my, ahem, equipment.

I had to dictate the whole thing.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh good grief! Did I just walk into the boys' locker room??

All this talk of conception and members...I mean memoirs...and equipment...it's riDICulous!!

You two are banned.

jacy

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Oh good grief! Did I just walk into the boys' locker room??
All this talk of conception and members...I mean memoirs...and equipment...it's riDICulous!!
You two are banned.
jacy

Mommy of Dragons is also banned and gets to join the dirty boys for being a prude.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Aww c'mon...look at how I wrote ridiculous, lol...I was totally playing along!

Banned for not knowing that we get segregated once we've been banned.
So technically, I'd be assigned to the join the dirty girls.

jacy

originally posted by: jacygirl
Aww c'mon...look at how I wrote ridiculous, lol...I was totally playing along!

Fine, I will unban you for being pun-ny.

Banned for not knowing that we get segregated once we've been banned.
So technically, I'd be assigned to the join the dirty girls.

But then I re-ban for not knowing I am the Dr. King of reversing that segregation.

I have a (dirty) dream.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

hahaha....

Banned for mis-quoting Martin Luther King.
It's, "I have a dream."

Tsk, tsk...better luck next time.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

banned for being the instigator and for inadvertently taking this thread back to the carry on days, a place where the eternally old, Sid James can be found in perpetual laughter.

hyahyahyaBox

a reply to: funbox

Banned so you can relax and listen to this delightful musical interlude ...

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And I'll ban myself for an hour or so. I can go listen to this blast from the past ...

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a reply to: FlyersFan

Banned for banning yourself!

Unbanned for saying (in another thread) that people in Ontario are lovely!

Banned again for changing your avatar...almost didn't recognize you!

Ok, I'm done.
jacy