ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

a reply to: FlyersFan

you're not smoking a cigarette now perchance ?

it was an exceptionallyenjoyable shower btw

banned for the self drying technique

funBox

a reply to: funbox

Well look at you two, spicing it up in here! lol

Hmmm....you've both given me so much ammo...where to start?

I just had a shower here, and somehow I still feel dirty now.

I suppose I must ban funbox, for making me feel like I somehow participated in some weird cyber shared shower experience. (Not that it matters, according to the rules and all...but I am also banning FlyersFan for ruining the word "lollygagging" for me...forever...as in permanently. Don't mess with my "shenanigans" now...or I will have to look for another cool word.)

Respectfully yours,
jacy

a reply to: jacygirl
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Banned for not calling it Shedanigans, im sure that would describe the antics there quite while

funbox

originally posted by: funbox
a reply to: jacygirl
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Banned for not calling it Shedanigans, im sure that would describe the antics there quite while

funbox

Hey you!
Have you been to The Shed...and not said 'hello'??

BANNED! for not coming in! You could have cyber-drinks, cyber-hugs, cyber-adventures....and cyber-Shednanigans!!

I love that new word. Shednanigans. Almost want to un-ban you for it.
Almost.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

have I been to a the shed? hmm theres something you all missed, that place where it lies , the rumours are abound of the things that lay under that place.. lets not disturb them shall we

shedanigans is different from shednanigans

what Is a shednan anyway? an old wooden golem with a fetish for knitting creosote smelling clothing?

banned for dangerous clothing conjurment

funBox

a reply to: funbox

I hereby declare a lifetime ban on funbox for having what may very well be the most creepiest avatar ever in the entire history of ATS.

a reply to: Nurelic

I think yours would be, if you could make that head turn very slowly towards us ...

banned for calling the bastardization of Scorpion and John Pertwee creepy .. maybe visually disconcerting , but never creepy ;D

chimeraBox

a reply to: funbox

What lies beneath the Shed? Treasure.

You are banned, for messing with my 'precious'.

Oh, and I didn't know golem could knit....lord knows, I didn't teach him.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

hold up I haven't touched it yet. I wouldn't want to defile it in any way

treasure eh .. is that what some call it ... ide call it a calamity itching to happen

banned for inciting a madness in places madness should not be

funBox

a reply to: funbox

A calamity itching to happen?
You have me curious.

I have incited madness?
Curiouser and curiouser.

Banned for not only arising my curiosity...but also for making me quote 'Alice in Wonderland'.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

banned for recklessly ratcheting up the curiosity meter .. careful .. strange things can happen when unknown quantity's preoccupy the mind to extreme pressures, there's overspill to consider and its ramifications on the current flux



funbox

originally posted by: funbox
a reply to: jacygirl

banned for recklessly ratcheting up the curiosity meter .. careful .. strange things can happen when unknown quantity's preoccupy the mind to extreme pressures, there's overspill to consider and its ramifications on the current flux

funbox

Consider the meter ratcheted.
The unknown quantities are already preoccupying the mind. Extremely.
Ramifications? The current is already fluxed...lol...

Banned because I have never spent so much time re-reading a reply while I'm replying to it...to respond so succinctly, hahaha....

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

Banned because it's a beautiful Friday night in mid summer and you are on the computer rereading posts instead of being out enjoying the evening. I'm stuck inside due to health issues. But you are young and healthy. Go out and have some fun. BANNED for the rest of the night!

a reply to: jacygirl

sounds rather repetitive ,those rereading actions could lead to premature spontaneous Banning..

having to Bann you now for having a fluxed current seems a bit unfair

so give me a sec while I get my welding kit
don't worry.. be satisfied in the knowledge that I leave no rough edges and the buffing afterwards will be supreme finish, a shine you will never see again

buffedBox

a reply to: FlyersFan

I adore you for saying that, but I'm NOT young and healthy!

My son will be 30 this year lol, and he & his wife made me a grandma.
My abusive alcoholic ex-husband slammed the top of my head into a wall, and I am crippled with pain at times. Lower back is messed up, discs herniated, one bulging onto my sciatic....on a disability.
Also suffer from the worst migraines ever...I vomit until I'm so dehydrated and weak that I need an IV bag at emerg.
And so it goes.

I just have a young silly soul, with a twisted sense of humour!

Why are you banned? Cuz I'm drinking a Tim Horton's coffee, and you made me laugh and spit it out.
jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

Banned for spitting ;P

funBox

a reply to: funbox

I should be! It's a waste of plasma!

Banned for not using a fisherprice junior welding kit.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

*a tide rolls in carrying a small raft covered in moss, moonlight shimmers on small interestingly laid out pebbles .
as the raft ebbs it way into shore , a sudden movement from the moss causes pebbles to fly haphazardly in all directions , a small microfunbox covered in soot removes a large banner bearing the blazoning *Banned- for removing the jnr from the snr*

the raft sinks slowly as the weight of the words take the raft and its occupants to the bottom of the 2 foot deep shore bottom*

BannedBox

a reply to: funbox

Wow. That was...deep.

Jacy picks up the banner, and reads the words slowly..."Banned-for removing the jnr from the snr."
Scratching her head, she sat down slowly on the pebble-covered shore.

"What can that mean?" She turned the banner over, squinting at the other side.
rns eht morf rnj
"It sounds like a spell of sorts...?"

Suddenly, with a splash...a moss-covered raft popped up to the surface of the water.
"Funbox!" Jacy exclaimed, "How lovely to see you! Now you're banned, for forcing me to utter a magic spell...without the safety of my Shed surroundings!"

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

*blackness pours forth into the eyes of a mirror , spikey shattering noise appears as if below as the pebbles form a patterning in the sand*

funbox looks up ,salty snot dribbling from his nose. "how did that happen , and who are you ?"

*small lights appear in his mind , a new form arranging in firey links , all aligning in dots and dashes *

where is this place ? DASH I never booked a room here >?! DOT DOT DASH

*other fainter lights tinker in the background of his thoughts as if trying to nudge each other but missing completely*

as funbox looks around for the on suit bathroom, the waves roll the bemused occupants to the shores edge, the boundary conditions swallow them into a gnarly place

the sky becomes black as holes .

banned

funBox