Get them to pass a law that all persons and corporate entities receiving federal monies have to take a drug test
then when the ink is dry show up for a joint session of congress with the marine corps, armed...
"Why are armed marines here mr.president?"
"You just signed a bill mr.speaker that any one recieving federal money has to pass a drug test... They are here to test all 535 members of congress,
the nine justices are taking theres now, me and the vp have already taken ours... my cabinet is taking theres now..."
Let the dumbfounded looks pass there face and begin the escorting to the test area...
I have long wondered what drugs they are all on....
and yes I would take one annually as president as would my whole staff...