why does it seem more men are interested in conspiracies than women?

reply to post by On the level


ur a child, obviously....yep....that's all I care about: gossip, shopping, cooking and cleaning...(eyes rolling)...me being a 44 year old woman who has been reading "conspiracy theories" since you were probably sucking on your mother's teet.....(sorry ya'll...I HAD to comment...)

Originally posted by rubbertramp

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by rubbertramp

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527
reply to post by rubbertramp

 

A woman shoudnt worry about any thing except rubbing her mans feet,cooking him dinner,and making sure he is happy,she woudnt and shoudnt have time to worry about conspiracies.

damn, do you know where i could purchase one of those?
i just finished cooking dinner and doing the dishes.
the gf is on the phone to her sister, has been for over an hour.
oh, she is brushing my dog, i guess that's something.

What you need to do,is get the peanut butter out your as,and the wind beneath your feet,and snatch the phone from her,and put her in her place.

'LOOK WOMAN ! YOUR FRIENDS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN MY BELLY,GET YOUR LAZY AS IN THERE AND COOK ME SOMETHING TO EAT,FRACK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

By the way, take your pance abck from her ,and let her no daddys got a brand new bag!

edit on 10-2-2011 by Immortalgemini527 because: (no reason given)

edit on 10-2-2011 by Immortalgemini527 because: (no reason given)

but you just don't get it.
i am with a woman who can't cook. seriously, she burns everything.
if i quite cooking i'd starve.

lmaf,me to,this baking and boiling everything woman makes me sick,and i have my nerv huh?
oh well,lol

reply to post by rubbertramp


Nope very happily married.

Originally posted by searching4truth
reply to post by rubbertramp

 

Nope very happily married.

bummer, guess i'll stick with my gf that can't cook.

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by rubbertramp


but you just don't get it.
i am with a woman who can't cook. seriously, she burns everything.
if i quite cooking i'd starve.

lmaf,me to,this baking and boiling everything woman makes me sick,and i have my nerv huh?
oh well,lol

she's taught me well though. when she says she is going to cook tonight i bring home a pizza.

reply to post by rubbertramp


Now you're just ramming my point home about men being trolls. We want to be taken seriously, you want to wet your pecker.

(Sorry Ladies and Mods if above word is offensive)

Another female here. Just wanted to add my 2 cents.. I dont cook unless I want to. I dont clean anything unless I dirty it. I dont fold it unless I wash it. I'm teaching my two teenage sons how to be self sufficient, and its sooooo much fun!!!!!!! As for being interested in conspiracy's its all about gossip and facts and trying to get to the bottom of the truth so what woman wouldn't be interested and want to read and learn all the interesting things ATS has to offer.

Originally posted by Dendro
reply to post by rubbertramp

 

Now you're just ramming my point home about men being trolls. We want to be taken seriously, you want to wet your pecker.

(Sorry Ladies and Mods if above word is offensive)

i humbly apologize if that was not to be laughed at.
or maybe just women are less likely to laugh at silly sarcasm.
truthful but silly.

which of my comments caused this reply, asking someone if they are single, or admitting i'm with a woman who can not cook?

this thread did get pretty silly though, that is a given.

i'm still amazed that not one recommendation of a conspiratorial woman in the media has been made.

reply to post by rubbertramp


Oh, sorry, you took offense? I was laughing my @ss off, I thought we were having some sarcastic bantering here.

Not sure why women are not interested in conspiracies. I can only speak for myself - I am female and have been a news hound since I was like 8 years old. I followed the sheep for a while and then I began to see things for the truth and that is what encouraged me to seek out conspiracies. I am so happy I found ATS as I have checked out other sites and didn't like their style and demeanor.

reply to post by Dendro


lol, nah, it cracked me up, hence this.

i humbly apologize if that was not to be laughed at.

the rest i added just in case you were serious.

i mean, be serious, i'm a man, takes more to offend me than that.

*slinks back into closet*

reply to post by rubbertramp


"she's taught me well though. when she says she is going to cook tonight i bring home a pizza"

Smart woman...maybe she's just pretending she's a crappy cook so she doesn't have to cook cuz you'll do it?

reply to post by sezsue


It does happen on rare occasions, maybe once every three years or so.

My little boys (3 and 1) help with chores every day. Mommy isn't always going to be there to clean up their messes, so its good for them to learn how to do it themselves.

The only thing they don't like doing is picking up all the little matchbox cars that hurt really bad when you step on them.. still working on that one..

I see you are a fellow Ohioan I am always happy to see someone from my neck of the woods here on ATS.

reply to post by rubbertramp


Haha good. I was about to call pot/kettle on you. Shenanigans!

Originally posted by rubbertramp

or maybe i'm not really sure why this point even crossed my mind.

Lol I like how you thought about it for a second and were like wait why am I even thinking about this?

I for one am surprised by how many women I see on here. And I am all for it. I love when women get involved in conspiracy stuff. Same goes with football and video games too.

Maybe it makes me feel less nerdy about myself? Idk haha....

Originally posted by rubbertramp

Originally posted by Immortalgemini527

Originally posted by rubbertramp


but you just don't get it.
i am with a woman who can't cook. seriously, she burns everything.
if i quite cooking i'd starve.

lmaf,me to,this baking and boiling everything woman makes me sick,and i have my nerv huh?
oh well,lol

she's taught me well though. when she says she is going to cook tonight i bring home a pizza.

Thanks for giving me my smile and laugh for this week.

Originally posted by queenofsheba
reply to post by rubbertramp

 

"she's taught me well though. when she says she is going to cook tonight i bring home a pizza"

Smart woman...maybe she's just pretending she's a crappy cook so she doesn't have to cook cuz you'll do it?

edit on 10-2-2011 by queenofsheba because: spelling

now thats a conspiracy.

reply to post by Immortalgemini527


Nah, she just has a clever way to get pizza when she wants it.

reply to post by eletheia


Maybe it's because men, in general, have more power, and can be more ruthless, to accomplish an agenda.

Also, traditionally, more men have been involved in war. Seems to me that a lot of the things we research as conspiracies, are connected to the war makers.

reply to post by daryllyn


Nice to meet a fellow Ohioan as well. Too bad we don't live in the same general area......most of the people I know aren't into the conspiracies.

It would be nice to have a like-minded person to chat with about it. That's why I love ATS. Good thing my current husband isn't the suspicious or jealous type.

And at least your hubby washes dishes every once in a while.

My ex-husband never washed any dishes, although he did start feeling frisky every time he saw me standing at that sink with my hands in the water.