A new way into Area 51

You need to steal someone's identity and fool the guards to get in.
Where is a reptilian shapeshifter when you need one?!?

Sorry but you will never get into area 51.
Actually you would be lucky to even get to the front gate.
As soon as you are at a certain distance from the SECRET LOCATION , we are informed about your presence.
Our officers are then told to shoot you on site , unless you have identification.
If for some strange reason you are not shot down you will most likely take the way round that hasnt got the gate,obviousley.You will then be excecuted as you are now trespassing but not only trespassing but trespassing, on a mine field.If you manage to pass all of this then you are extremely lucky.Until we find you and we WILL find you trespassing.All officers are armed with extremely powerful firepower.Trying to acsess area 51 is a deathwish and you may as well commit suicide if you think your acsessing it.

Aeroplanes , other air vehicles.

If an asteroid is ever heading for earth , you do know we have a good chance of shooting down the asteroid , dont you?

So if we can shoot down an asteroid what makes you think you have any chance in an aircraft.

Save your life and stay away from area 51.It is only land that the government and R.A.F and the military are using FOR AIRCRAFT TESTING!

Nothing is being kept from you and all this alien and UFO suspicion is aload of .

If anything is ever discovered about different life species we will explain it to you as this is your planet too and you diserve to know what is out their in the universe. The reason why this area is protected & Secret is because of the value of the aircrafts.You know what people are like.

Dear The Government,

You wouldn't lie to me, now would you? I might have to overthrow you.

Security is more beefed up and strict than I imagined: when walking between two buildings, you are instructed to look straight ahead and slightly downwards, not left or right into the buildings. If you look to one side or another, you are likely to be shot. This employee of my father's was walking about 15 yards behind another man, who looked to his left when he apparently saw some flash of light coming through a window in the building to his left. He was instantly shot, and the employee was told to keep moving, and that he never saw anything.

I'm callin' shenanigans on your Area51 employee friend. If someone shoots you, its kinda hard to just keep walking.

Side note: Astral Projection?

Maybe one day they will set up a system where whoever wants to know can know as long as they sign a security oath. Far off, yes. Who knows.

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Just how am I supposed to pass on the opportunity to Actually [Reply to:] The Government.
Thanks.

Having read the entirety of your post , I can only come to one conclusion; that being the denial of ignorance has once again suffered a near fatal blow.

Carry on, though...

 

I hear the walls of Area 51 are astral projection foolproof. Also, channeling proof.

Originally posted by HipKat
Here's what I want to know....

If Area 51 is so secure, then why is it that some military bases are obscured on Google Earth, but Area 51 is plain as day??

What military bases are obscured on Google Earth?

Im really curious!

The ones I have lived on are not, but they are VERY outdated (by many many many years)

its quite simple. Just get a bunch of your friends from early age, enlist in armed forces, prove to be worthy to work at a51 and your in.

first off im just thinking that Area 51 would be expecting night attacks if someone was stupid enough to attack. and broad daylight wouldnt be a good choice either.
maybe try an attack during an eclipse?or other odd time for a raid. but Area 51 is probably prepared for most anything.
they might even be prepared for destruction of all intel that might be hidden inside the base just in case of the base being breached. so even if you did get inside and overpowered them. you still might not get the info you want because they might destroy it all.

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this would be easer get a r/c plane and fly it over area 51 you would have to modafy it a littly bite.

Ok these post like these are a total waste of time

please dont post rubish or crap topics like lets sneak into area 51 it bogs up the boards for legitimate posts and topics.


I have found out recently that some on here are purposely doing that posting bullcrap topics, to water down the boards and make them less effective and less important.

if people are doing this kind of crap that is really bad and i have to know what they are up to.

Chris

Originally posted by airborne82ndscout
Ok these post like these are a total waste of time
please dont post rubish or crap topics like lets sneak into area 51 it bogs up the boards for legitimate posts and topics.
I have found out recently that some on here are purposely doing that posting bullcrap topics, to water down the boards and make them less effective and less important.
if people are doing this kind of crap that is really bad and i have to know what they are up to.
Chris

So you respond to a post that is almost a month old, pushing it back to page one - brilliant.

"i have to know what they are up to" - are you the board police?

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Thank you Foster. We can tell that with airbourne's -482 points he is contributing a wealth of value to this forum. We all know no one will ever get into A51. But its fun to talk about.

I don't know if anyone has ever played the game area 51 (not the arcade game) but even if you were able to somehow miraculously get into groom lake's facility, i wouldn't want advanced alien life forms spawning things at thier will to destroy you. not saying that it would happen, but i'm sure the chances of anyone getting into that facility are slim to none. There's probably some group of E.T.'s that has everything there on telepathic lockdown. Try getting into a place that has beings that can read your mind and know what you're going to do before you do.

Okay ill explain the easiest way to get into area 51, join the airforce or seals. Im not sure about the other branches but im sure that if your an airforce pilot you should be able to get into area 51 airbase in nevada the reason im saying seals is because they get to go to any military base in the world based on what it said on their site. Im pretty sure that if you go there and you learn all their secrets you cant be allowed to tell anyone because they monitor you.

THE AREA 51 BASE IS CLOSED

BESIDES THE WOULD KILL U ON THE SPOT IF YOU GOT NEAR ENOUGH

NO ONE OTHER THEN STAFF HAS GOTTEN WITHIN 2 MILES OF THE PLACE

1st get yourself packed up set a big van that full of grenades and get someone driving it atleast you must get 5 proxy 1 kamikazee for driving 1 for spying
2 for killing the easy guards 1 a hacker great in computers and you photograper

2nd buy necessary things binoculars 6 pcs for all of you with multi purpose that can be used as recording night vision and spying for atleast 1mile of viewing with adjustable lens buy auto focus .

3rd loads of food lays chocolates that is easy to put in pocket incase of hungerness or dizziness

4th buy a big armored vehicle for all of your member and a armored van that will be used for destroying the gates then 1 panzer that will be used of 1 of your members so the camo dudes will start panicking and shooting the tank indestructable then start kill all of the personnel and the camo dudes in the area atleast get 3 scientist alive for the codes and passwords of the area and 1 camo dudes for tourist guide than write down all the things you need then kill them .

5th Start controling area 51 i know that there will be no media will know that because it will happen at night and you must clean all the things you set up and . what you need is exactly 20 million dollars worth of all things you needed but the return is 1 base full of aircrafts ufo you need for travelling the universe hope helps goodluck give me atleast 1 ufo

AND if that things didnt work this is the imposible yet posible for you if you have research

make yourself a HULK HULK ANGRY you must control yoourself kill only no destroying