BACON!!! ATS Chat And The Cult of BACON!

reply to post by Hefficide


The opening post is far more effective than any advert I have ever watched.

I am now hungry and its my bed time, ill have to chew my the arm of my missus until the morning but rest assured I will have some bacon when I awake!

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Got Bacon?

*Walks in with a triple bacon cheesburger and bacon cheese fries.*



^ The perfect meal.

Here is a T-shirt for the bacon fan:

www.crazydogtshirts.com...

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This is why you hate cows.
Now I understand.

Originally posted by spacedoubt
This is why you hate cows.
Now I understand.

I understand that too.

Originally posted by spacedoubt
This is why you hate cows.
Now I understand.

I don't hate cows! I LOVE them!!! They are DELICIOUS!!! ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE WRAPPED, TOPPED OR STUFFED WITH BACON!!!

It is a well known fact, in psychiatric circles, that love of bacon is one of the ten sure signs of overcompensation for phallic inadequacy.

I eat a lot of bacon.

2 things:



And actual conspiracy; Edward Bernays (Sigmund Freud's nephew) used early PR/Propaganda techniques to promote the sale of bacon as a healthy addition to breakfast even though it's not whatsoever.

-m0r

I felt it absolutely necessary that at least one member of the ATS Cult of Bacon should travel to Denny's and report back on the Baconalia menu...



This promotion is a Bacon Lover's dream... I had a very hard time making up my mind which bacon-loaded menu item to order... I almost went for the Bacon Pancakes (big chunks of bacon cooked right into the pancake itself, plus a generous side of bacon to go with them!), but instead I chose the Bacon Meatloaf:

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(actual photo of my entree)

Bacon infused meatloaf topped with a hickory smoked ketchup sauce and a generous sprinkle of fresh bacon peices. Comes with two sides of your choosing. I went with the mashed potatoes w/ gravy and green beans, but there are many other choices... It was VERY tasty, and I finished every bite!

For desert I just HAD to try the Bacon Maple Sundae!

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Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream layered with Hot Maple Syrup and crumbled Hickory Smoked Bacon Peices... FANBACONTASTIC! Every bite was a little taste of Bacon Heaven! The secret here was the maple syrup, which brought the worlds of ice cream and bacon, which usually don't mix, together at last... I know what you are thinking, but it really was DELICIOUS, and I finished EVERY bite, and had to resist the urge to lick the sundae dish clean!!!

I would definitely recommend to any bacon lover that they visit the usually bland and boring Denny's before this promotional menu is no more...

For ATS Investibacon News, this is JaxonRoberts reporting... and now back to your usual gloom and doom thread reading...

I was looking for a good reason to revive this thread.. and here it is

Dear Heff,
I got so baconly emotional when they linked me your bacon thread that I began to cry in bacon emotion!
The cult of bacon is an ancient tradition, our temple the chat room, there bacon IS God, so we say OMB!
I was clean for a bacon week and still was burping bacon....now I feel ashamed I doubted my bacon faith, im a heathen, OMB! Im not worthy!

Behold....The Bacon Explosion!

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A Bacon Explosion is a pork dish that consists of bacon wrapped around a filling of spiced sausage and crumbled bacon. The American football-sized dish is smoked or baked.

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The inventors are experienced barbecue competition participants from Kansas City, and compete in cook-offs as the Burnt Finger BBQ team.[2] According to the Telegraph, "They came up with the delicacy after being challenged on Twitter to create the ultimate bacon recipe."[2] They christened their innovation the "Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes."

(Wikipedia)

Basically, you make a weave of bacon, then spiral roll it with a slab of sausage, and some BBQ sauce, then a final glaze of sauce. It's basically an Angioplasty waiting to happen.

reply to post by Hefficide


Explanation: S&F!

Ahh Hefficide... You totally forgot about the Monarch issue!

Turn away now ... because she's irresistable as a bacon squeeze!



But now I have covered that GRAPHIC and taboo subject in Bacon ... I would like to discuss this GRAPHIC and taboo subject in Bacon ...



And I wonder if she's just as irresistable as the above forementioned bacon squeeze???

Personal Disclosure: So glad you didn't make the boobs thread Heff ... that woulda got me banned!

Disclaimer: The use of the term "she's" used in the above post is SUPPOSED to be both gender neutral and identity neutral in usage, so please don't crackle your fat over it too much ok. :shk:

I'm sorry baconites, But bacon squeeze looks disgusting.

May I refer you to this thread: www.abovetopsecret.com...

it's a Baconspiracy !!!

www.humorhound.com...

reply to post by The Utopian Penguin


Will there still be bacon after the TUPocalypse?

reply to post by JaxonRoberts
There's an after ?
BACON BACON BACON !!!