Did ATS Set a New Record Today?

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found out about ATS on OTHER conspiracy site during tucson shooting.. signed up today

Originally posted by mistressSOPHIA
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found out about ATS on OTHER conspiracy site during tucson shooting.. signed up today

It seems you are not alone in that case.
I hope you enjoy your stay here, I have a feeling that many members joining the same day as you will not be here long. You should go over to the intro forum and make a proper intro for us all.

See you around.

Originally posted by youdidntseeme

Originally posted by Signals
Preposterous, everybody knows that record is re-broken each time I author a new thread...

How dare you Sir!

I must not be on your subscribtion list.
How much do I have to pay?

I am currently only accepting payments in the form of common household items.

It so happens I am in the need of:

- electric can opener
- 1 box of cat food, preferably Purina, but they will try other brands
- 1 lint roller
- 2 cans of Lysol, (the pink can)
- 1 container of ketchup - (this is VERY important!!!--->) Heinz, NOT Hunts
- 1 box of Kleenex, the kind with lotion built in
- 2 new oven mitts, I'm thinking camo colored
- 1 housekeeper. needs to be hot, no older than 29, able to wear costumes, and open to suggestion

(or you could surprise me - - I love surprises!)