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UFO Disclosure 2012 classified-"Jesus"!!
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"Should event occur in urban areas........ JESUS........"
Underground birthing centers? wtf is up with that?
Thanks for the laugh OP!
Underground birthing centers? wtf is up with that?
Thanks for the laugh OP!
The video itself is hilarious. The fact that some people always believe its real is even funnier. Good stuff. Gotta love the Onion.
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12-11-2010 by louieprima because: spelling
My transcript:
"Congress shall now vote for approval of H.R. 8791, The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Uh, said bill requests emergency response funding up to and including… I’m sorry this section is CLASSIFIED, uh, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attack from CLASSIFIED. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being affected by CLASSIFIED. This funding shall commence in conjunction with the first attack on, um, CLASSIFIED, or the first large-scale outbreak of CLASSIFIED, dependant upon which comes first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of CLASSIFIED, including irradiated CLASSIFIED and the possibility of CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED flesh-eating CLASSIFIED and or all of the above in such event as CLASSIFIED spewing CLASSIFIED escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable. Air Force units may also be directed to combat said CLASSIFIED through their enormous size and otherworldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas… (pause) Jesus (long pause)… ah, that’s CLASSIFIED far surpassing our darkest nightmares should casualties exceed CLASSIFIED. Body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be re-allocated to CLASSIFIED underground CLASSIFIED protected birthing centers. Uh, a new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by CLASSIFIED.
Having now reviewed the bill I ask you to please cast your vote."
I'll say it again. What the hell!!!!!?????
"Congress shall now vote for approval of H.R. 8791, The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill. Uh, said bill requests emergency response funding up to and including… I’m sorry this section is CLASSIFIED, uh, dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attack from CLASSIFIED. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled if said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being affected by CLASSIFIED. This funding shall commence in conjunction with the first attack on, um, CLASSIFIED, or the first large-scale outbreak of CLASSIFIED, dependant upon which comes first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of CLASSIFIED, including irradiated CLASSIFIED and the possibility of CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED flesh-eating CLASSIFIED and or all of the above in such event as CLASSIFIED spewing CLASSIFIED escape are released or otherwise become uncontrollable. Air Force units may also be directed to combat said CLASSIFIED through their enormous size and otherworldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas… (pause) Jesus (long pause)… ah, that’s CLASSIFIED far surpassing our darkest nightmares should casualties exceed CLASSIFIED. Body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be re-allocated to CLASSIFIED underground CLASSIFIED protected birthing centers. Uh, a new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by CLASSIFIED.
Having now reviewed the bill I ask you to please cast your vote."
I'll say it again. What the hell!!!!!?????
reply to post by this_is_who_we_are
no its not real it was filmed as a joke, cant remember what programme it was for but it was a dig at the u.s government and thier classified policys
no its not real it was filmed as a joke, cant remember what programme it was for but it was a dig at the u.s government and thier classified policys
reply to post by prevenge
yes and im sure that all the people who dont believe everything, and are completely gullible will be scoffing at the likes of you.
lmao...dear god
yes and im sure that all the people who dont believe everything, and are completely gullible will be scoffing at the likes of you.
lmao...dear god
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