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UFO Disclosure 2012 classified-"Jesus"!!

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posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:24 PM
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Not sure if this has been posted before but I think it's funny.



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:31 PM
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Well, wasn't that informative? LOL
I think I know what the (classified) was intending when he (classified) with the structures which are also classified meant....Err go I would tell you more but I would have too kill you by means of (classified) but I would appreciate your vote to pass the (classified) thank you.
Our tax dollars at work!! Thanks for sharing....LOL



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:35 PM
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Is this for real?! It seems to be. What the hell?



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:36 PM
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I think he meant that the classified classified the classified under the classified classified act of classified.

More or less, god knows what that paper really said. XD



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:37 PM
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AMAZING!!!!!!

All that classified stuff!

Sound like even if just 1% of all that classified stuff comes true, we're in deep S$&^!



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:42 PM
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This is not real. Look here www.geekosystem.com...

Pretty funny though



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:45 PM
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Originally posted by russ1969
This is not real. Look here www.geekosystem.com...

Pretty funny though

LOL i seen it on youtube and thought it was real.
my bad. funny though.

Mods you can delete if you wish.



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:50 PM
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I love how the vote passed 404/6.
Anyone know if there is a place where one can easily access who votes in which direction on each bill?
Would be interesting to see who voted against this bill. But I bet it's (classified).



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:50 PM
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Oh man, if we're attacked by a... classified or other worldly... classified' will it be...
Then we will be... oh wait... "classified" !!!?
So... if the... "classified''... happens, will it be... "classified"... after the... "classified"...happens?

Did you get that?



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:51 PM
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www.govtrack.us...

So "was" it real, and didn't come to fruition?



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:55 PM
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Lord ignore me. I can't read tonight. LOL
hr 1955, is not hr 8791
sorry for my mistake.



posted on Nov, 11 2010 @ 11:59 PM
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Did he say "birthing centers" classified..? At the very end...



posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 12:08 AM
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stamp an Onion logo on anything real and it's instantly scoffed at.
how convenient.

he's talking about aliens.. giants.. genetically engineereed 50 foot tall monsters and radioactive flesh eating zombies.

this will all come to pass... in alignment with the masonic anglo saxon mission to fulfill all the acts of revelation through science..

meanwhile.. you scoff ...

and i partake in the scoffing as well....

... my scoffing directed more or less....

..at the scoffers.

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posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 12:33 AM
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There is and never was a Rep. John Haller. research it. Come on. it's not hard.



posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 12:51 AM
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Originally posted by russ1969
reply to post by prevenge
 


There is and never was a Rep. John Haller. research it. Come on. it's not hard.





I'm not saying there was.
What I'm saying takes a bit more thought....

that if there is ANY truth to what they're mocking.. make a mockery of it.. and it's instantly not processed by the average joe as rational.

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posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 12:40 PM
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Originally posted by prevenge
I'm not saying there was.
What I'm saying takes a bit more thought....

that if there is ANY truth to what they're mocking.. make a mockery of it.. and it's instantly not processed by the average joe as rational.

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I see your point, but I think it also works in the other direction. I went on an Onion marathon when I discovered their YouTube channel, and since then I've seen many real newscasts that make me ask if this is the friggen Onion?? (E.g. the bed bug coverage.)

They really have a skill for magnifying all the nonsense that normally slips by the half-conscious TV viewers. Next time someone on C-SPAN says "that's classified", millions of viewers will think back to the Onion video.

Okay, maybe dozens.



posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 01:01 PM
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Originally posted by james404

Originally posted by prevenge
I'm not saying there was.
What I'm saying takes a bit more thought....

that if there is ANY truth to what they're mocking.. make a mockery of it.. and it's instantly not processed by the average joe as rational.

=


I see your point, but I think it also works in the other direction. I went on an Onion marathon when I discovered their YouTube channel, and since then I've seen many real newscasts that make me ask if this is the friggen Onion?? (E.g. the bed bug coverage.)

They really have a skill for magnifying all the nonsense that normally slips by the half-conscious TV viewers. Next time someone on C-SPAN says "that's classified", millions of viewers will think back to the Onion video.

Okay, maybe dozens.


i see your point as well.. and it shames you, ,honestly.

you see fact works in one direction...

from source to reception.

and the onion works with fact and mocks it.

it doesn't fabricate issues.. it plays with pre existing issues.

i wish i worked for the Onion as a Mockerier. I would Mock my own threads to there and back again.

I mean come on.. have you seen the chit I write on here??

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posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 02:14 PM
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Dude. I keep seeing you pop up in threads and I can't tell if you're being funny or you're serious. I mean that Michael Jackson stuff you put in the other thread was awesome funny.

But if you're being serious, I think you have honestly gone over the rainbow.

or


But to topic...it's just a joke. A funny one at that.
edit on 12-11-2010 by WickettheRabbit because: (Classified) attackers made me



posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 02:20 PM
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I got up this morning and went to the bathroom to take a (classified). I went and looked out the window at the sky and saw something that made me go WHAT THE (CLASSIFIED)! My wife got mad for waking her up and told me to shut the (classified) up! At least it's Friday and almost the weekend so I can sit on my (classified) and read ATS forums about crazy (classified).



posted on Nov, 12 2010 @ 02:26 PM
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Man this video gets posted here at least once every few months.. and people always fall for it.



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