What would you say to Satan?

reply to post by Romantic_Rebel


Satan is a robot and God designed him?

reply to post by quantum_flux


Not a robot. Satan is an Angel. In the OT Angels never had and never will have free will.
satan in Judaism
Trust me on this.

If I had the chance to talk to the devil, Lucifer, Satan, any demon.. I would probably say "What did you really do to piss big G off? And hey wanna do some shots at the bar I bet ten souls that I could drink you under the table. " Hell doesn't scare me nor any demon, Should they exist, I would be more intrigued with their story and mindset.

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I wouldn't even get a chance to ask my question...........................

and I would be left blind,deaf, dumb, and mute.

(joke)

"If you say Heaven, I say a castle of lies
You say forgive him, I say revenge
My sweet Satan, you are the one"

Meet Satan?
Don't think I'd say anything. I'd skedaddle.
I'd make a quick exit though and not look back.

Interesting tidbit...
In some texts it states that Satan isn't the actual name of the fallen angel that led the rebellion that led to the casting out of one third of the angels in heaven. He "Satan" was gods right hand man but wanted to run the show himself and was cast out. Story has it that his name was taken away. God removed his name. That means that not only does nobody else know what his actual name was but neither does he. All of the names like lucifer, satan and so forth are just for reference as to the individial entity but aren't accurate. So, by trying to give him a name, people give him power over them.

Angels are robots then, since they just do what their designer tells them to do.

I guess you could call angels robots by definition, but I wouldn't refer to them as robots, more like tools, but not so much so if they have personalities...

Robot: automaton: a mechanism that can move automatically

I'd ask....

Why?

"you're late... did you bring the chips?"


(i placed something else here, but i ate it)

What would you say to Satan?

Well as a smoker, "Got a light?"

"You look exhausted, need a drink?"

*POURS A GLASS*

"Like that? Good I thought you would. I saved it for a special occasion. Ok, well, ummm. Wow, I never thought this could happen it seems very surreal. Pour myself a glass? Sure, thank you. Anyway, well... Perhaps you could help me with a few things, if you're not busy that is.. What, really? That is great. Does this mean? No?! That's wonderful, that's just great. I've heard so many stories about... What? O, yes I hate rumors too. People can be bastards.

I can tell we have a lot in common and could have a lot of fun together. You think I'm cool too? What? Related to your buddy Hitler? I don't think so.. Genghis? Err, no I really don't think so. Your good friends? That's cool I would love to meet them sometime. Sure, later we could do that. Alright, cool. So let's get down to business, I have a notepad and... Wow thanks how did you just materialize that pen out of thin air? Teach me later? You will? Perfect. Here we go. First..."

I would say "Yawn, come up with anything original lately? Your tactics are starting to bore me. Corrupt government, war, disease, (Almost attributed natural disaster to you, but I forgot that was Gods, area of expertise) come one, ATS needs some new thread material here.,

reply to post by Romantic_Rebel


God Did Not create rebellion, that is a devise of Satan's pride and envy.

But I know you do not believe in God or the Devil.

Rebellion is of the Devil

reply to post by ACTS 2:38


Satan is an Angel. Which Angels have no free will. Angels will never rebel against God.
I know a lot about my Bible.

reply to post by Romantic_Rebel


Good point.

God's most favored angel at that.

Gotta have tough feathers to constantly be labeled the bad angel.

reply to post by Romantic_Rebel


wrong, satan is not an angel, lucifer is... lucifer =/= satan

lucifer is the high level, satan is one of the infernal generals, along with astaroth... the hell's answer for "father, son and holy spirit"

reply to post by iamnotfromfbi


You're wrong. You need to read the Bible more. “Lucifer” (light-bearer)is a generic title referring to the morning star (Venus). As such, it has been used throughout history to refer to Satan, Christ, and others. With this in mind, Isaiah 14:12 starts out “How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!”. Taken as a separate verse, this appears to refer to the battle of angels – however, the PASSAGE starts at Isaiah 12:4 “Thou shalt take up this proverb against the king of Babylon” and towards the end is Isaiah 14:22 “For I will rise up against them saith the Lord of hosts, and cut of from Babylon the name, and remnant, and son, and nephew, Saith the Lord.” Thus Lucifer in the Old Testament refers to some unnamed Babylonian king. Satan is an Angel of God.

I would ask,'Please Tell Me Why I came Here?",I don't suppose the great deceiver would give me an honest answer,but may be that the scriptures are "upside down' ,as they tell us the world will be in the end days,that won't come according to the timetables and.....

Talk to yourself,you talk to Satan.

The important thing is,to not get into an argument with yourself....

I would ask him what is really at the center of a lolipop and if he has licked it to that point. as well, can he see the future? if angels don't have free will how did he express freewill?