What would you say to Satan?

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In my opinion best way is not to talk to Satan. He is not interested in lightening to you. He is interested to make you miserable and your words don't affect him at all.

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I would say nothing because he wouldnt have anything worth saying to me.

I would say, "go on....*nudge, nudge*...give us a look at what you've got in your pants " - and then I'd point and laugh hysterically at what I see (or don't see, depending on whether or not I've got a microscope with me at the time....)

I talk to Him every day.
There's no one better to talk to.

Well, I would want to know about the fall, the war in heaven, the angels of darkness and light, and why one who was gods most beautiful creations fell from grace.

Hey dude!
Got a light?

I'd ask him:

"Why are you evil?"

&

"Do you understand the opposite of what you are?"

I would ask which world leaders work for him?
Do you miss God?
Is this planet yours?
Why do you only speak through records played backwards?
What's your favorite Earth creation?
Are you angry over losing your fiddle of gold to Johnny down in Georgia that one time?
Is SANTA really just you?

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I found many of you have very immature picture of Satan despite you appear that you believe in his existence.
Satan is much more intelligent than human being. Manipulating of humans is easy for him no matter how intelligent you think you are. Playing with him is like playing game on impossible hard level. You can't survive without God mode. There is only one good thing in our situation. Satan like other Angels can't see your thoughts if you don't tell him. So better not to talk too much or rather at all.

"I don't believe in you. You are a Christian construct and I am not Christian."

I would say : Lucifer? What drove you from heaven?
What exactly happened?
What do I as a human have to fear?

I love you man.

But you're not gettin' my bud light.

FFS if you hadn't sat on your apathetic @rse you'd rule the Earth by now ! ! !

Originally posted by LibertyLover
"I don't believe in you. You are a Christian construct and I am not Christian."

So you don't believe in Satan and have no intention to speak with someone you don't believe to exist. Am I right? One way or another we could agree that there is no point to talk to a Satan.

Dude,we need you,and people to emulate you,to realize the difference between good and evil,right and wrong.

Dark and Light,Up and Down,Left and Right,Wet and Dry,......

But then,it's all relative.

Dude!!!!!,quit that!.

Satan, are you and God the same person?
"if you are evil the devil gets your soul, but if you are good i get your soul"
Like come on that has to be the lamest trick in the book, even your numbers are similar (god 333 satan 666) 333(god) x 2(both) = 666(satan)

You aren't fooling anyone you soul sucking freak, but give me a spaceship to travel the universe and i will keep my mouth shut (kinda) lol

Comical humor: LEAFS WIN THE CUP, GO TORONTO ...hey why is it so cold down here man, you forget to pay the bill?

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I would gather all my courage and ask him, "Did you invent bukakke, and if so, why did you give it to those twisted Japanese?"

I would ask him why do you continue to test us and create false religions that don't have roots in Judaism?

"Do you know why I pulled you over, son?"