Ok, You Reached Heaven. Now what?

reply to post by IAMIAM

I thank you for getting me to think about my after death experience. I could have given you all the long version but I am lazy. It is amazing the similarity of these experiences. Some say it is just a release of chemicals in the brain that causes these feelings and visions. I passed on trying the chemical '___' that my friends were experimenting with. It is supposed to release the same chemicals as the near death or afterlife experience. Personally, I think there is a Great Spirit that is the essence of life in an ether we will never understand. I cannot put into words the feeling of love heaven has. I know there is no hell, my god would not send anyone there. There is hell on earth. Probing this area gives me chills.

reply to post by dreamsnatcher
I think to piss Him off people would have to do something very, very awful. All I felt was love.

reply to post by The Wave

Very good reading. This kind of sharing makes us all appreciate the magic that surrounds us.

Regardless of what I need to do all I know is that I"m going to sleep for a week and go on a vacation for a couple of months. See some of the sights and enjoy my eternal life.

Greetings Brothers and Sisters,

I have a plan for a better world and it starts with you!

All these thoughts about heaven are nice, but there is work to be done for us to become more than just dreamers.

Check out the link to the plan at the bottom of this post. If you find it agreeable, pass it on, translate it if you can, and help spread the word.

Thank you,

Your Brother

After I get settled in, I will go to Heaven's Books a Trillion. I'll pick up a magizine with a headline saying "possible life on earth?" Then I will pick up an autographed copy of "The Big book of answers".

If I still care, I might get in line to see the "World Leaders in Hell" exhibit.

Originally posted by Maddogkull
Sit back have a beer grab a virgin

Muslim Heaven sounds great

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Their version of a virgin is male boys....

presuming the heaven you speak of god is their as well, if that be the case i would ask him that, what had gone before this moment, what the hell was it all about and why put me through it, and then tell this god that i could not possibly consider this place to be heaven if i was forced to live with someone who put me through an experience like that do the decent thing and resign and apologise to each and everyone on your way out.

This is a good question you bring about. Christians never think this far ahead. I am not downing Christians at all, I am just stating that some don't think about things like this. Some won't or aren't open minded enough to. They only think I am going to heaven to see Jesus when I die. But then what happens after you see Jesus? You sit there and stare at him forever? You talk to Jesus and God forever? It just doesn't add up. There has to be more to it than just that. I mean we just sit on some cloud forever? hahaha I think we are all god or a part of god. We are all consciousness. I am just saying....

reply to post by badgrammaman


That's a good attitude to have. I think there is no real reason to suffer. Maybe you agreed to it so you would enjoy the good side of things more?

I know in the old days if it got really hot inside the house, they would go sit in the attic for 10 minutes, where it was really hot. Then they could go back down into the ground level of the house and feel fine for hours.

But yes, no one can really be sure you are incorrect. We may all suffer needlessly. I would only suggest that you figure out how to enjoy life and enjoy what you have, to make the ride better. Then maybe someday when you are off in a greater place, you will enjoy it for what it is as well.

I don't want to go to Heaven.

I won't know anyone there.

We, working collectively, already have unlimited creative powers. It's your world homie.

Originally posted by Novise
reply to post by badgrammaman

 

That's a good attitude to have. I think there is no real reason to suffer.

That statement is patently absurd. Suffering is vital for any being to grow, what there's no reason to do is struggle.

Originally posted by Whiffer Nippets
I don't want to go to Heaven.

I won't know anyone there.

LOL Now that is an original and honest answer if I ever heard one.

Well then introduce yourself, then you will know me.

Your Brother

reply to post by Funshinez


How dare I. I am so sorry. Patently and verifiably absurd.

It is absolutely necessary that we suffer. Absolute.

How could there ever be any doubt.

To explore any other idea is preposterous as well.

Originally posted by badgrammaman
presuming the heaven you speak of god is their as well, if that be the case i would ask him that, what had gone before this moment, what the hell was it all about and why put me through it, and then tell this god that i could not possibly consider this place to be heaven if i was forced to live with someone who put me through an experience like that do the decent thing and resign and apologise to each and everyone on your way out.

My friend,

You have a lot of pain you are carrying with you. And, I certainly am not here to judge you for the way you feel. I just want you to understand something about people.

They are all, well most anyway, like new born babies. They do not know what they do. They have grown far from God. They suffer on the inside from all the pain they carry from their own lives. It eats at them like a cancer, and causes yet more pain. Eventually, it corrupts them and they do horrible things to the people around them. Unable to find love in this life, they lash out in many perverted ways. They are sick my friend, and the actions they do to others is there only way of expressing it.

The hardest thing to do in life is forgive these people who, in their pain, have lashed out and harmed us. You must be strong though. You must move past it and find love again. If you do not, the pain grows in you. Then you become the one lashing out to those around you. You become the one creating pain in others lives.

Do what you can my friend. If you need a caring ear, just send me a message. I will be happy to talk to you one on one about it. Try to find your way back to love, and forgiveness.

Your Brother

reply to post by Novise


Appeal to ridicule.

Originally posted by Novise
reply to post by Funshinez

 

How dare I. I am so sorry. Patently and verifiably absurd.

It is absolutely necessary that we suffer. Absolute.

How could there ever be any doubt.

To explore any other idea is preposterous as well.

We have special ladies in heaven for those who feel the need to suffer!

They are called Nuns

Probably get bored and start the game again.

Originally posted by badgrammaman
presuming the heaven you speak of god is their as well, if that be the case i would ask him that, what had gone before this moment, what the hell was it all about and why put me through it, and then tell this god that i could not possibly consider this place to be heaven if i was forced to live with someone who put me through an experience like that do the decent thing and resign and apologise to each and everyone on your way out.

Remember "change is inevitable, growth is optional"

In my heaven, the sex will be fantastic, the German chocolate cake will make you thin, and the cigarettes will come already lit. After a lot of loving, eating, and smoking I will seek knowledge: spirituality, physics, art, math, music, etc. I will explore the 4th spatial dimension (as a start). I will view the universe at every scale--in particular I'll fulfill my childhood fantasy of viewing the world as an inch-high person.

What will I create? Works of art, music, architecture (including my fantasy home underneath my own tropical isle). I'll also seek to create harmonious relationships with my heavenly compadres.

I guess the great thing about this view of heaven is that some of it can start here on earth. Ok, I'm off to have a Marlboro Light.