Justin Bieber 800% Slower, Do you hear it?

reply to post by Nikolam


That is very interesting that a morning show played this "song"

Thanks for adding!!!

Maybe there's some kind of mathematical formula that might explain why something that totally sucks suddenly only partially sucks when slowed by 800%.

Where are the hardcore science guys when you need 'em?

Oh well, here I thought what you were getting at was the similarity to the "Close Encounters" tones...i hear that soon after onset of the vocals.

Maybe just me.

It doesn't surprise me at all if it is binaural beats etc, perfect way to sell records!

certain frequency's etc can affect your emotions, very much like tv adverts.

If you get where im coming from!!!

peace

I would love to listen to this, not for the beebs, but to see what you are hearing...but i have the attention span of a fly, and i cant listen for more than about 15 seconds before im bored.

Can you give any clues to when you "hear something" or maybe some time marks when you think it might be worth listening to? or is the whole thing brainwashing me as i type this...

am i the only one who liked it? i mean i hate justin bieber and sick of seeing him on tv and youtube everywhere, but that 800% slower version is really relaxing. you cant even hear his irritating voice..

wait what if i slow down good songs?!?

annoying, thats what I would call it

can't believe i got sucked into reading about this little twerp. lol
and, he is "friends" with tom cruise?!? hahaha
yea, he's definitely screwed/messed up..
poor 'lil guy.

T.Cruise: So, new, young little "rock star"....
Youre makin big bucks now eh?

J.Bieber: yeah man, Im RICH!

T.Cruise: So, you ever hear of scientology?

Bieber: nah, whats that?

Cruise: Oh, it is a "new religion" AKA a CULT~
but it's only for rich people, you want in?

Bieber: What do I gotta do?

Cruise: ohh not much, just give us all of your earnings, tell us every little detail about everything that has ever gone on in your life, all your deepest darkest secrets (except "our little secret", buddy), but, the most important thing for you to do is just give us your money, and recruit other rich kids, ok?

Bieber: Cool! I'm down!
So like, ill be safe from them aliens you guys talk about now right?

Cruise: ohh yeah, long as you wire your funds directly to the "church" you're 'safe'.

Bieber: sign me up!
but wait..., Tom, why are you trying to get my shirt off?

lol

This has just been played on bbc 1xtra, ??? wonder where they heard about this from? It was featured On tim westwoods show around 5.30pm.
1Xtra is an urban music station here in the UK, available by DAB, via satalite and fiber optic tv services and via the internet.

[edit on 18-8-2010 by matt86]

To me it sounded like something from a video game, very Halo-esque.

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Originally posted by m0r1arty
Is it like it's a Vangelis track?

Photon Wave Orchestra?

Grey Porn?

The Our Father backwards?

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman?

A humpback whale counting out Fibonacci numbers in French?

The nullifying noise that will appease ATS' current angry streak?

A troll being cooked in flames whilst being bashed by a ban hammer?

Water swirling around a crystal beaker whilst passing over the equator?

Niburi farting?

The web bot predictions when you slow it down to 80000000%?

A snail sneezing?

Right, that's about all I get from it just now.

I might listen to it later.

Which ones am I right on?

-m0r

It was HAARP, you missed that one.

To those that won`t listen to it, I suggest you do, it is absolutely sublime, and I have a 9 year old daughter so you can imagine what my feelings toward justin beiber are.

I have downloaded the program the dude used to do this
find it here


You have to right click an audio file and open with this program in order to stretch it, it seems.

I am listening to Fake Blood, Mars on it right now at minus 800%, it is like a dream!!


Oh and the ignorance in this thread is appalling.

I`m giving it stars n flags.

Why do people feel the need to post slagging off Justin Bieber and say they aren't going to listen? I'm so impressed by your dislike of popular music, you win 100 cool points, oh and well done for missing the entire point of the original post.

I hate Justin Bieber's music as much as next normal person but the fact this sounds so damn good and the fact it is a Justin Bieber song are entirely unrelated.

I would assume you could take any song with a high enough quality recording, slow it down by the same amount and get equally pleasing results.

Thanks to the OP for posting, it was a great sound and very interesting.

reply to post by najapi


or some people just choose to listen to "pleasing' music that sounds very much like this slowed down junk, only it is in its true form. lol

I did listen to it (what was on that youtube vid), and it sounds allot like the stuff i listen to all the time, just not as good. lol

But, you'll never see that on TV or hear it on "radio".
It is not "TV/Radio worthy"~ AKA, it doesnt suck enough to be featured on either. lol, it produces positive feelings and emotions without purposely influencing you towards one thing or another. ~ can't be having that!

So people are "ignorant" because they could not care less about justin bieber and a song of his slowed down 800%?

Funny.

teen idols have been a staple of the industry- the monkeys were adorable, the beatles
had a cartoon show. (-and to their credit some go on to be a force in music )
jeez watch donny osmond do puppy love. bobby sherman was one. lief ericson .tiger beat magazine i'm sure is out there somewhere. with tales about justins favorite things.etc.. maybe he'll pull a justin timberlake and keep workin the angle for awhile.
i'm currently all about avoiding lady gaga. anybody named justin..
cranking up the ace of spades by Motorhead and havin a pbr at 10 am.
cause i'm a voodoo child..





[edit on 18-8-2010 by p51mustang]

It's pretty neat...I have to admit.

Now what would blow my mind is if it came out that this is actually the real recording, and the song that is known was just sped up 800%.

If anyone could pull something like that off...it would be mind blowing.

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oh how sad it is to see so many closed minds, no wonder this world is going down the tube, had to throw my 02 in, if any of you really took the time to listen, than just to post your 02 then you would know the words yes words of peace and love of course that is just me, they start at 2:30 and go all the way through, it helps with head phones, thanks for the link and the thread an other book mark, now to find a CD to burn it too.

BTW and no clue how it was till i Google him, i like the 800% slower version. did it lady GA GA as well, try her and see what you think op

Originally posted by OutKast Searcher


Now what would blow my mind is if it came out that this is actually the real recording, and the song that is known was just sped up 800%.

If anyone could pull something like that off...it would be mind blowing.

Haha, absolutely.
I wonder what kind of a fluke that would take, what would the odds be I wonder?

Originally posted by p51mustang
if you are listening to justin bieber at any speed
then you may want to re evaluate your life..
but let me guess- he's praising satan or contributing
to the sexualization of preteen girls..
or making young boys gay..
well, if he's a disney product then all of the above.
brittany, lindsey.. ha the mickey mousketeers eh?
more brainwashed to wash up.
that should be a ride at disney world..
the fame roller coaster..it takes you to rehab island..
justin bieber..the modern day keith partridge.
i like my scandal jerry lee lewis style-
run oft with his 13 year old cousin..
or chuck berry, ted nugent, and countless other
bad influences on young girls.

I completely agree with you about the worthlessness of pop music and that if you are listening to Beiber for fun then maybe you should re-evaluate your life. However, what the OP posted has no discernable lyrics, popiness, or Beiber-ness. Slowed down by 800x, turned it into something different and interesting. It almost has the atmosphere of a Sigur Ros song, if Sigur Ros were playing a concert at a new age health spa. So yeah, it may not be "good" but its definitely cool that something as awful as the Beiber can be turned into something interesting and unrecognizable just by slowing it down. You should give it a listen before condemning everyone to re-evaluate their lives.

I'm not going to subject myself to that kind of punishment, but I'll make a guess:

The music you hear in the elevator to hell?